Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.
Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."
Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"
Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.