Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and hitler
Usain finished the races
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear zipper from a mile away
What is the difference between your dad and a video game? Your dad doesn’t beat you
What is a terrorist first move in chest C4
My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common the balls are just for decoration
What’s the difference between Stephen hawking and a walk-in talkie
He can’t walkie or talkie
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS
What do you call a rapper with a COLD?
Lil Sneezy
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT
fight in the comments
what instriment does an special ed kid play ? autistic gatar
Yo mamma so fat when she steps on the scale it says, we want your weight not your phone number
What do u call a blind German. A nazi(not see)
if will smith could be in any movie he would be in find my hair line
