Worst Jokes Ever
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Where's your off button?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."