Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

Man: How tall is a penguin?

Bartender: About three foot, why?

Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!

Poor car.

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?

Because they're good at separating colors.

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?

Getting to kill the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.

What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.

According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:

1. What was your income for the year?

2. What were your expenses?

3. How much have you left?

4. Send it in.