Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?

Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."

A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."