Worst Jokes Ever

You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.

What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?

Answer: fire.

You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.

Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.

Teacher: What comes after C?

Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!

Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?

Me: AK47!!!

Teacher thought: Oh hell na.

Teacher: What comes after X?

Me: Xplosin.

1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.

I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.

I pushed a man in a wheelchair into a fire. Now we call him "hot wheels."

I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."

Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!

I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.

That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”

Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.

Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.

The Titanic is now a resort for fish.

Why were the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.

I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.

Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?

A parent's signature was required.