Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.
The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.