Worst Jokes Ever
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."