Worst Jokes Ever
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.