Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Animal

  • What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?

    I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.

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  • Funeral

  • Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."

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  • Word

  • What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

    You really thought n****r, didn't you?

    Orphan

  • POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.

    The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."

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