Your hair line be looking like the Great Recession
When someone saw your hairline they thought it was a dorito logo
Where do suicide bombers go after death? Everywhere.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "that's my step ladder" he said "I never knew my real ladder."
Like if your emo LMAO
U can vent here idc
kiibati orojo
In Denver, the members of a SundayΒ-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths. One youngster laboriously printed: βDo one to others as others do one to you.β βLee Olson, The Denver Post
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA
Why do horny deaf girl wear right pants? So you can read her lips.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
Me:bro i don't think the twin towers will ever order pizza again friend: why Me: because when they ordered pepperoni all they got was plane
I wanted to make a Joke about Clocks,but i got no Time for that.
Why is a priest different from acne? Acne waits to come on to your face
Emo girls are bad but whats worst cutting yourself.
What did the orphan say to his parents? I'm tripping balls right now
so you mom call she side when covin come home
Stop making 911 jokes they don't land so well.
why did the prisoner run away? to spit bars
