Worst Jokes Ever
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
I Googled "How to start a Wildfire." It gave me 28,452 matches.
Some people think prison is one word, but to criminals, it’s a whole sentence.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.