Worst Jokes Ever
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
How to not exist: Kys.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.