Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Vampire

  • A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

    The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

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  • Pencil

  • You remind me of a pencil.

    Why?

    Because at one time, you actually made a valid point. This time, everything is pointless with you around.

    Word

  • The teacher asks me what my favourite word is.

    I said it but got told off and sent to the principal.

    What is my favourite word?

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  • Family Reunion

  • I think I was a little too harsh on Jason.

    Anybody who was conceived in the back of a pickup truck during a family reunion is bound to have a few issues.

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  • Hooker

  • Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?

    A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.

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