Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Make him read a book.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"