Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
How to not exist: Kys.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.