Why are people disapoinments,Because you are reading this
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday, The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried
i got jealous of the zebras, sorry i’ll cut it out, i wanted to practice for my med school test
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get? Answer: Love
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is
What we find At the end of every rainbow? ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
The letter W
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why do people always bully orphans? Cuz what can they do? tell their parents.
guys depression can not be turned into a jock
the twin towers remind me of an emote....bing,bang,boom.
if the minions serve who ever is the biggest bad then who did they serve 1930-1945
Knock knock,who's there, a dragon, a dragon who, the dragon gonna drags it's ball across your face.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Holy fucking shit Addison watersharky Gwen and all of you other cringelords I swear to god I I hear one more thing about “please be kind no bullying on the internet” I will actually shoot my local school. You may not know since you are only 8yrs old or whatever but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your “please be kind “messages to yourselves
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows
you shouldn't joke about 9/11. my grampa died on 9/11 he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
the twin towers ordered t pepperoni pizzas but all they got was plane.
/{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discus courses of action, and collection." End of log\
My girl friend broke up with me and I took her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back
Here comes the plane the twins ☠️
