Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.

Haha, I fucked you over!

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.

Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?

He ate 12-year-old nuts.

Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”

Friend 1: “Yeah.”

Friend 2: “Yea.”

Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”

Friend 3: “I love anime.”

Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

I guess they're whore-ible.

The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.