Worst Jokes Ever
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.