Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.

Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?

Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.

The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.

She still isn't talking to me.

Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."