Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
I am no longer anonymous.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Farts.