Knock knock,who's there, a dragon, a dragon who, the dragon gonna drags it's ball across your face.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Holy fucking shit Addison watersharky Gwen and all of you other cringelords I swear to god I I hear one more thing about “please be kind no bullying on the internet” I will actually shoot my local school. You may not know since you are only 8yrs old or whatever but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your “please be kind “messages to yourselves
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows
you shouldn't joke about 9/11. my grampa died on 9/11 he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
the twin towers ordered t pepperoni pizzas but all they got was plane.
Stop making 911 jokes they don't land so well.
/{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discus courses of action, and collection." End of log\
My girl friend broke up with me and I took her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back
Here comes the plane the twins ☠️
hi im new to this website pls follow
Knock Knock Who there Who Who Who It is an owl!!
Bro I thought your hair line was the dorito logo
My friend wanna do martial arts but he disabled so I guess it’s partial arts
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
what is orpans favoutie movie home alone
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
what do you call a student in space? a astrodent
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They never reach home.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants
