Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.

1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.

I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.

Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?

Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually, the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."