Worst Jokes Ever
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.