Worst Jokes Ever
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Parents...
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?
Son: Ok dad.
AFTER TEST
Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?
Son: Son?
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.