Worst Jokes Ever
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. ππ€π
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "Iβm boutta blow this sh*t!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.