Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Worst Jokes Ever
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
You live in the airport.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
