Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Worst Jokes Ever
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
