Worst Jokes Ever
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.
You remind me of a pencil.
Why?
Because at one time, you actually made a valid point. This time, everything is pointless with you around.
Your taste in men is like my taste in humor: dark.
Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.
You're so full of shit that you need a colostomy bag to clean you out.
"Tyler teller, come to daddy!"
My superpower is that I can create life.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
The teacher asks me what my favourite word is.
I said it but got told off and sent to the principal.
What is my favourite word?
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
I think I was a little too harsh on Jason.
Anybody who was conceived in the back of a pickup truck during a family reunion is bound to have a few issues.
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.
I make many jokes about jobless people, but none of them are working.
My local pet store sells prong collars to get dogs to behave.
But when I tried them on an Alzheimer's patient, I got fired from the nursing home.
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.
Why are female pornstars like Krispy Kreme donuts?
Because they get glazed on both sides.
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
"Thank you for letting me borrow your wife."
*darned autocorrect*
"Thank you for letting me borrow your wi-fi"