Worst Jokes Ever
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
Why was Mrs. Claus upset?
Because Santa only comes once a year.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
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