Worst Jokes Ever
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.