What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Bruh, don't be punny.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
