Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"

"Oh, that was the cat."

"We don't have a cat..."

"Oh..."

What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?

One eats tape while the other eats pussy.

I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.

I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.

Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.

Why did the Puerto Rican American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡· that was a gay male πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡· that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡· that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·

Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home plate is.

Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?

Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.

Mom: Can you hear them?

Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.

Mom: Why do you think that?

Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.