Worst Jokes Ever
Not all roses are red; Not all violets are blue; If you're reading this, God loves you.
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
What is heavy forward but not backward?
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?
Libertarian Party.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.