there was a school fire, i pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said hot wheels
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that i saw pristiano penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon
Kid: " Mom I had a scary dream can I come sleep with you and dad " Mom: " sure sweetie sleep in the middle " Kid: " Dad can you get the remote out of my back " Dad: " That isn't the remote "
*Weird background music*
my dog died today😥
Why do emo love the winter because the long sleeves
911 what's your emergency burning in toaster toast? yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast set fir to my forest
why do midgets run on balls? because the grass tickles them
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common, they’re yet to be discovered.
Germany does backflip america What is happining France want a bagute?USSR Help
Russia: "silince"
Ukraine: Help.....
Orphans and pretty tough I mean you never see them running home...
What does the cen say when it says hello. it waves
Amongus in space spells sugoma
If jonny ate 29 out of 30 choclate bars what would he have? Diabetus jonny would have diabetus.
What did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains
your hair line go so back your forehead got a six pack
what type of jam do aleins like? Space Jam
Why do orphans like familys? because they wish they had one.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy☺️☺️☺️☺️
