Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?

My enemy: Uh, no, why?

Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.

What was OceanGate's biggest regret?

Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.

Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?

Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.