Worst Jokes Ever
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.