Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Red Light

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According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?

"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."

Orphan

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The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.

Orphan

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They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.

Zombie

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Why should you shoot a homeless crackhead in the head?

Because they're basically zombies.

India

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What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?

You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.

Song

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What song is the most annoying for a Serb?

Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!