Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.

What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?

One is actually used.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.

The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."

A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."

What do you call a terrorist swimming?

A bath bomb!

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they can't call anyone their dad.

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.

What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?

Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."

Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?

Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.

We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...

What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!