Worst Jokes Ever
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
I like my coffee like my women.
Amateur.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"