Worst Jokes Ever
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!