Worst Jokes Ever
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
It davving on the eons, broski.
Daeveeonnnn.
Daveon...
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!