Worst Jokes Ever

A girl in my class started barking and I yelled out "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her and I felt bad after school I asked to drive her home and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one I yelled " THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car

Their's a disabled kid in my class right. Oops should've brought my hot wheel tracks.

jo mama so fat she thought saturn was des nuts

Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!

Why don't chinaease people believe in santa claus there the ones that make the toyd

good that you got detention bc you said that to me you shouldve gone to jail

Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..."

What do u call a guy with a long chin

Chino-Chinese

Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people

My uncle can't walk straight i think it's because he's gay

what do you call suicidal Hitler?

Slitler

I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Some times I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.

My wife is pregnant but when we get to doctors something happened..........

What happened?

A:the husband is pregnant too with someone else’s baby not the wife’s baby but the wife is pregnant with his baby.

I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.

Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong

So a mom and a dad are having sex, their daughter comes down and says, "mommy mommy, what are you doing?" The mom goes, "Uh, were making a cake, let's go back to bed." So she tucks her daughter in and says, "We will go to the park tomorrow." So the next day they go to the park and two teens are going at it in some bushes and the little girl goes,"mommy mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes "they're making a cake, let's go back home." So they go home and the mom tucked her Indo bed and says "tomorrow we will go to the zoo." And so the next day they go to the zoo and two monkeys are going at it and the girl goes "my mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes "they're making a cake let's go back home." And so they go home and the girl goes "mommy, did you and daddy make a cake last night?" And the mom nervously says "n-no why?" And the little girl goes "because I licked the icing off the couch."