Worst Jokes Ever
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!