Worst Jokes Ever

I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.

Gays: I like men.

Straight: I like women.

Bisexual: A hole is a hole.

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!

Ryurhg.

Ching chong kading dong.

(My best words ever used).

I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.

How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.

Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.

@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.

The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?

Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.

Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.

Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.

Chuck Norris once went to hell.

After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.

Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.

Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.