Zoo visit jokes

I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.

He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.

Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.

Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.

Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!

I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.

They never got together at all.

I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.

Yeah, it was a shih tzu!

I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.

It was a shih tzu.