Zombie Apocalypse jokes

What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?

A zombie Apocalypse!

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If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.

People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.

They can stay in their living room.

What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?

Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."