Worsening jokes

Depression

Me telling my parents I'm depressed: my parents, "No, you're just a little stressed and want attention, am I right?" My depression worsening, me: "Yeah, you're totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....

Combination

What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.

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  • Skin

    You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

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  • Family

    It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.

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  • Birthday

    People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

    Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

    Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

    Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

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  • Dead Baby

    What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.

    What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.

    What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.

    What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.

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  • Community

    Well guys, I guess that's it.

    In retrospect, my claim was always right: No lasting good can ever come from WorstJokesEver.com None. And I don't know what I hoped to achieve by coming back here trying to prove my own self wrong. Things were fun, but they were in poor taste, or in vain. They led to worsening symptoms and lasting trauma for those involved. It's a part of our fragile lives unable to be reclaimed. I pray… Read more