United Kingdom UK25 days agomaldo yall put leaf water in your water guns instead of regular waterDamn image getting shot with boiling hot tea💀💀
altSymphony25 days agoaltSymphonywe're taking about PPs getting big and soft in my class rnGuess I DO have more academic credentials than you
mal25 days agoaltSymphonywe're taking about PPs getting big and soft in my class rnso youre thinking abt wade huh 😔💔🏳️🌈
altSymphony25 days agoDaRapBoatSup RAPPERS, I still can’t believe Sah is TRANSWhere did you get that idea from
mal25 days agoaltSymphonyGuess I DO have more academic credentials than youyeah you also have more gay credentials and a history of lying to women about being straight.
altSymphony25 days agomalyeah you also have more gay credentials and a history of lying to women about being straight.IVE NEVER LIED TO ANY WOMAN ABOUT BEING STRAIGHT
mal25 days agoUnited Kingdom UKWere here in worship of the Orb.jake will only worship it if its a man.
altSymphony25 days agomaljake will only worship it if its a man.there's only one man I worship and His name is JESUS CHRIST
altSymphony25 days agoDaRapBoatWHY ARE THERE 3 MAYS IT’S NOT EVEN THAT COMMON OF A NAMETHERE'S ONLY 2 RIGHT?
altSymphony25 days agoDaRapBoatHEY THAT’S TOTALLY NOT COOL MAN!!!!I remember when you joined and everyone was trying to figure out whose alt you were
DaRapBoat25 days agoaltSymphonyI remember when you joined and everyone was trying to figure out whose alt you wereI’m no one’s alt, THAT WAS MY 1ST DAY ON THE SITE
United Kingdom UK25 days agoaltSymphonyhow'd you even find this place?He rapped all the way over here
United Kingdom UK25 days agoDaRapBoatUK FACE REVEAL!!!!Bold of you to think i have such a majestic moustache
altSymphony25 days agoDaRapBoatIdk, I guess like everyone ELSEeveryone came from drastically different places 😭
mal25 days agoaltSymphonynot to mention ALLLLL the conversations on herethe 5 million full posts lmao
mal25 days agoaltSymphonynot as cool as you, cased even more closedyoure cooler than me, case is even closeder than um..idk something thats super closed
altSymphony25 days agomalyoure cooler than me, case is even closeder than um..idk something thats super closedyou're the coolest ever, and that case is closed indefinitely
altSymphony25 days agomalhey thats what its called when i dance!!No it's called Outstanding Mal Dance
altSymphony25 days agoAnother New BlachHoly da fucking shit what is thjs post?who up worsting they jokes rn 👅💦💦
mal25 days agoAnother New BlachHoly da fucking shit what is thjs post?me being hilarious and jake being gay
mal25 days agoaltSymphonyNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOnoo id try to cross the road to get to your dorm and then id get hit by a car
altSymphony25 days agomalnoo id try to cross the road to get to your dorm and then id get hit by a carI would push the CAR out of the way
helo25 days agoOf course you put this in your bio "if i were a chicken id prolly cross the road and get hit by a car."
mal25 days agoaltSymphonydont gimme too many, that's how cookie inflation happens🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
mal25 days agoaltSymphonyNO COOKIE INFLATIONmuahaha you now are endlessly rich and can have whatever you wanttt
altSymphony25 days agomalmuahaha you now are endlessly rich and can have whatever you wantttNO I AM NOW EFFECTIVELY POOR BECAUSE THERE IS AN ABUNDANCE OF COOKIES
altSymphony25 days agohelostop saying youll eat him omdomd should stand for off my dick that would actually work well
altSymphony25 days agoheloIts 2 against one jake, i mean its basically the whole universe against youno it's NOT
altSymphony25 days agolmfao I can't handle listening to classical music I crack up every time cause they've all just been made into memes
altSymphony25 days agoI'm heading back to my dorm in a sec so don't be alarmed when I mysteriously disappear
helo
...
mal
are those emojis for wade
altSymphony
yeah
mal
gayyyyyyy
altSymphony
👅👅💦💦💦
mal
you so gayyyyy
mal
💔
United Kingdom UK
We all saw it
altSymphony
UK
mal
smh how could you jake
altSymphony
How's school?
mal
omg hey kingggg
United Kingdom UK
Good
altSymphony
IM NOT GAY.
mal
yes you are
altSymphony
nope
mal
dirty liar
United Kingdom UK
Ive not gotten any exams yet.
altSymphony
wowwww
altSymphony
didn't it JUST start
mal
how could you do this to me jake
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
heyyyyy
altSymphony
actually to be fair I have an exam on wednesday
mal
thats good lmao
altSymphony
THE BRITISH ARE COMING
mal
what class??
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
💀
mal
careful they might chuck leaf water at you
United Kingdom UK
Fr
mal
uk
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ill get some leaf water rq
United Kingdom UK
Were gonna colonise you
mal
do yall put leaf water in your water guns instead of regular water
mal
nooooooo
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
help day 2 was so bad i have to do swimming p1 on a monday
United Kingdom UK
Yes
mal
omg youre so cool for that
mal
nooo
United Kingdom UK
Damn image getting shot with boiling hot tea💀💀
mal
ouch
mal
damn ok so jake got scared of being colonized and just dipped
mal
I SAW THAT.
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
mhm 😭
altSymphony
No you didn't
United Kingdom UK
Nah what did that say
mal
WHAT HAPPENED TO NOT BEING WADES
mal
HUH.
mal
HM
mal
YEAH
mal
MHM
altSymphony
IM KIDDINGGGGG
mal
SURE
mal
💔
altSymphony
Also sorry if I'm on/off I'm taking nores rn lol
mal
SERIOUSLY HEARTBROKEN OVER HERE
mal
i skipped preschool so sharing is not my forte
altSymphony
we're taking about PPs getting big and soft in my class rn
DaRapBoat
Sup RAPPERS, I still can’t believe Sah is TRANS
altSymphony
Guess I DO have more academic credentials than you
mal
so youre thinking abt wade huh 😔💔🏳️🌈
altSymphony
#ShephardOfTheHillsClassOf2011
altSymphony
Where did you get that idea from
mal
yeah you also have more gay credentials and a history of lying to women about being straight.
altSymphony
SaH's always been a girl lmfao
altSymphony
IVE NEVER LIED TO ANY WOMAN ABOUT BEING STRAIGHT
DaRapBoat
YOU SAID SHE WAS MAY
mal
ahem IM RIGHT HERE.
altSymphony
I DIDN'T LIE TO YOU I'M NOT GAY
United Kingdom UK
......
mal
YES YOU ARE YOU WANNA FUCK WADE
United Kingdom UK
Woah
mal
ugh.
mal
men 🙄☕️
mal
like i get it men are fine but you dont gotta be gay smfh
United Kingdom UK
altSymphony
I DON'T LIKE ME
altSymphony
N
mal
AHUH YOU DO
mal
YOU LOVEEEE MEN
altSymphony
NO
altSymphony
haha my teacher just said penis (pianist)
mal
i bet you liked that,
mal
.*
altSymphony
yeah it was funny lmao
United Kingdom UK
Were here in worship of the Orb.
mal
so you did like it.
mal
jake will only worship it if its a man.
altSymphony
there's only one man I worship and His name is JESUS CHRIST
altSymphony
*mic drop*
mal
and WADE.
mal
(period tho)
mal
(ily for that fr)
helo
mal is dragging like crazy
mal
its entertaining
altSymphony
(and so do I :D)
altSymphony
speaking of dragging
mal
(yippeeee tell wade your not allowed to be gay)
DaRapBoat
TELL HER I SUPPORT HER JOURNEY!!!!
altSymphony
SHE IS NOT TRANS
mal
my sweet child
mal
what
mal
the fuck
helo
what about the low taper fade?
altSymphony
MEY NOT MAY
altSymphony
SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN A GIRL
mal
STOP I REMEMBER MAY
mal
whats that say
DaRapBoat
WHY ARE THERE 3 MAYS IT’S NOT EVEN THAT COMMON OF A NAME
altSymphony
THERE'S ONLY 2 RIGHT?
altSymphony
CHARLIE MAY AND MEY MEY
altSymphony
OH WAIT
altSymphony
TRANS MAY
altSymphony
I REMEMBER NOW
DaRapBoat
YES
altSymphony
YOU WERE THERE?
DaRapBoat
I TOLD YOU I WAS AN OG
altSymphony
I've underestimated you, rapebutt
mal
bro rbs been here for so long
mal
i dont remember him not being here
DaRapBoat
HEY THAT’S TOTALLY NOT COOL MAN!!!!
United Kingdom UK
H
helo
H
altSymphony
I remember when you joined and everyone was trying to figure out whose alt you were
United Kingdom UK
Rapboat face reveal
DaRapBoat
I’m no one’s alt, THAT WAS MY 1ST DAY ON THE SITE
altSymphony
lmao I kno
altSymphony
w
altSymphony
how'd you even find this place?
United Kingdom UK
He rapped all the way over here
mal
LMAO
mal
WHY DID THAT MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD
mal
I JUST SNORTED LIKE A FUCKIN PIG
DaRapBoat
UK FACE REVEAL!!!!
DaRapBoat
Idk, I guess like everyone ELSE
mal
can confirm, uk does have that exact mustache
United Kingdom UK
Bold of you to think i have such a majestic moustache
altSymphony
this you?
United Kingdom UK
Awwww
altSymphony
everyone came from drastically different places 😭
mal
thats the cutest pig ever
altSymphony
eeeeeeeeeeexactly
helo
Thats a compliment jake
altSymphony
That's the point
mal
aweeee
United Kingdom UK
Its so tiny
mal
GAY
United Kingdom UK
We all saw that
mal
like me muahaha
helo
How would you know that?
altSymphony
he never stops talking about it
United Kingdom UK
Gonna go do homework though so see ya
mal
ughhh bye king
mal
good lucj
mal
*luck
United Kingdom UK
Otherwise my teacher will give me DETENTION
altSymphony
best of luck!
helo
ss
United Kingdom UK
Ty
altSymphony
FUCK WAIT THE CONTEXT
mal
jake our doc has 138 pages 😭
altSymphony
Oh my gosh
altSymphony
Yappers supreme over here
mal
its cus i never shut up 🤭
altSymphony
that's longer than my space turtles book lmao
altSymphony
I don't mind at all :)
mal
awww yay
mal
our other doc had 62 pages
mal
200 pages
mal
of us yapping
mal
and that doesnt include all the comments too
altSymphony
woahhhh
altSymphony
not to mention ALLLLL the conversations on here
mal
were actually like so cool
altSymphony
we're literally the coolest
mal
the 5 million full posts lmao
mal
for realsies
altSymphony
literal years worth of discussion
mal
all in the span of like a week and a half 😭
mal
it feels like a lifetime tho
altSymphony
very well said :D
helo
glazing urself is crazy
mal
best lifetime everrrrrr
altSymphony
best one I could imagine 🤭
mal
hes not wrong tho
mal
for realsies 🤭
helo
i wouldn't know
mal
well i do know
altSymphony
eli loves to glaze ethan
altSymphony
sorry I think I ruined the moment lmfao
mal
jakes the coolest, case closed
mal
lmfaoooo it was funny so your good
altSymphony
not as cool as you, cased even more closed
helo
jake i think you gotta cool down on the gay stuff'
altSymphony
IM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL
helo
I just cringed sry guys
altSymphony
bro doesn't understand our coolest
altSymphony
*coolness
altSymphony
wow I fucked that up
mal
youre cooler than me, case is even closeder than um..idk something thats super closed
helo
wow mal
mal
what
altSymphony
you're the coolest ever, and that case is closed indefinitely
helo
did you see that jake?
mal
hey.
helo
omd
altSymphony
what.
altSymphony
oh my dick
mal
old mac donald
helo
.
mal
had a farm
mal
e i e i o
altSymphony
obnoxious midget dance
mal
and on that farm jake fucked wade
mal
e i e i o
mal
hey thats what its called when i dance!!
helo
u aint that short 😂
mal
yeah short jokes are just fun to make lmao
Another New Blach
Holy da fucking shit what is thjs post?
altSymphony
No it's called Outstanding Mal Dance
mal
nothing abt my dancing is outstanding
altSymphony
who up worsting they jokes rn 👅💦💦
mal
i look like an awkward paranoid chicken
mal
me being hilarious and jake being gay
altSymphony
this u?
mal
no
altSymphony
yes it is.
Another New Blach
And me Squirting on the ceiling
Another New Blach
Yes it is
Another New Blach
Can confirm
Another New Blach
Gtg ttyl
mal
this is me
mal
cya mookieeee
altSymphony
joke's on you I still think it's cute
mal
its awkward and weird lookin lmao
helo
Where did you get that photo from?
altSymphony
it's silly and adorable
mal
NO STOP THIS ONE IS ME
mal
LMFAOOOOO
altSymphony
I still love it muahahaha
mal
ahhhhh
mal
why do you love all the chickensssssss
helo
cuz hes saying he loves you duhhhhhh
mal
i bet hed cook me and eat me if i were a chicken.
helo
ok that sounds really weird and sus.
mal
hed be like finallyyyy i can be with wade
helo
fr.
altSymphony
I used to have a pair of chickens
altSymphony
well one was mine and one was my sister's
mal
bok bok bok
altSymphony
and then a raccoon ate my sister's
altSymphony
so we got rid of mine to prevent that fate
mal
nooooooooo
mal
poor baby\
helo
oops mb
mal
did you eat it
altSymphony
no
altSymphony
we gave it to a sanctuary
mal
ohhh okokok thats better
altSymphony
yessss
altSymphony
I went back and saw her one time
altSymphony
Her name was Fluffy
mal
awww chickennnn
mal
awwwwww fluffyyyyyy
altSymphony
she laid some bomb-ass eggs too 🔥
mal
lmaooo
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
hiiiiiiiiii im backkkkk
mal
if i were a chicken id prolly cross the road and get hit by a car.
mal
hey queen
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oop
altSymphony
NOOOOOOO
mal
yes i would
mal
muahaha
mal
id be lonely and try to befriend the car and then BOOM
mal
no more mal.
mal
MUAHAHA
altSymphony
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
altSymphony
HEY
altSymphony
THAT'S MEAN
mal
noo id try to cross the road to get to your dorm and then id get hit by a car
helo
what is?
altSymphony
I would push the CAR out of the way
mal
and then itd come back for revenge and hit me out of spite
mal
MUAAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA
altSymphony
I WOULD FIGHT THE CAR
altSymphony
EVEN IF IT WAS OPTIMUS PRIME
altSymphony
learning about slurs in class now
mal
HMMMMM
mal
cutesy
altSymphony
im starving when's this class over 😭
altSymphony
WHAT WAS THAT
altSymphony
HM?
mal
😔
mal
how rude.
altSymphony
I'm kiddinggggg
mal
sure.
altSymphony
I'M SERIOUSSSS
mal
mhm
mal
yeah.
altSymphony
:(
mal
muahaha
mal
jake i put all my gold stars in a google doc lmao
altSymphony
Lmao really?
mal
so now i have a random doc w gold stars
mal
yeah my bio ran out of space 😭
altSymphony
Hell yeah
altSymphony
ripppp
mal
mal
lmfaooo
altSymphony
it's amazing
altSymphony
I love it
mal
i love my stars
altSymphony
👏👏👏
mal
yippeee
altSymphony
I love my cookies
mal
🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
altSymphony
OOOOOH
helo
Of course you put this in your bio "if i were a chicken id prolly cross the road and get hit by a car."
mal
yes i think its funny
altSymphony
dont gimme too many, that's how cookie inflation happens
mal
it describes me very well
mal
🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
mal
you get all the cookies
mal
and with all the cookies you can get whatever you want
altSymphony
NO COOKIE INFLATION
altSymphony
I REFUSE
helo
He wants wade
mal
ofc he does smfh
altSymphony
I'm gonna eat all those cookies
altSymphony
and preserve the value
mal
muahaha you now are endlessly rich and can have whatever you wanttt
altSymphony
NO I AM NOW EFFECTIVELY POOR BECAUSE THERE IS AN ABUNDANCE OF COOKIES
mal
youre the only one with an abundance of cookies
altSymphony
AND THUS THEY HAVE NO VALUE
mal
yes they do
mal
cus i gave them to you.
altSymphony
ok true
altSymphony
BUT THERE'S TOO MANY
altSymphony
AND THEY LOSE *PERCEIVED* VALUE
helo
can i have a cookie?
mal
not for you they dont
mal
🍪
altSymphony
NEVER
altSymphony
gasp
altSymphony
i see.
mal
muahahahaahahahaha
altSymphony
i see how it is.
mal
muahahahahaha
altSymphony
ykw
mal
🍎you can have an apple jake
altSymphony
⭐ this is for you, rice
mal
thats fine
altSymphony
I DON'T WANT YOUR APPLE.
mal
but
mal
i gave it to you
mal
cus
mal
youre the apple of my eye
mal
muahahahaha
helo
OMG LESSS GOO
altSymphony
🌟 my bad, this one is for you rice
altSymphony
it's called a super JakeStar
altSymphony
only one in existence
mal
oh.
helo
WOW.
helo
mal, jake 1 upped you
mal
i thought hed like my apple 😭
altSymphony
YOUR APPLE HAD A WORM IN IT
mal
but
mal
it was the meaning that counts
altSymphony
(this was sweet though 🤭)
altSymphony
YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S WORMS IN ME?
mal
nooo
altSymphony
I DON'T HAVE WORMS MAL
mal
this is what im saying 😔
mal
but fine.
mal
dont take my apple
mal
ill eat my apple.
altSymphony
^^^^
mal
and itll be the yummiest apple ever
altSymphony
you can't eat me that's cannibalism
mal
you didnt accept the apple tho.
altSymphony
nuh uh.
helo
WOAH
mal
ahuh.
altSymphony
no way jose
altSymphony
i'm inedible
helo
stop saying youll eat him omd
mal
oh sorry youd rather wade huh
altSymphony
omd should stand for off my dick that would actually work well
mal
no its old macdonald
altSymphony
like "bro quit bugging me omd"
helo
had a farm
altSymphony
like
altSymphony
get off my dick
altSymphony
minus the get
altSymphony
wait
altSymphony
that could be taken in 2 very different ways
altSymphony
omd i need to shut up
helo
we know jake, we know
helo
UR GAY
altSymphony
IM NOT GAY
altSymphony
NOR AM I EDIBLE
mal
you didnt deny it so yes you are gay
mal
uh you are
altSymphony
i didn't confirm it either
altSymphony
nuh UH.
mal
aHUH
altSymphony
NOPE.
mal
yes you are.
mal
🤭
altSymphony
you're such a goober
altSymphony
🤭
helo
Its 2 against one jake, i mean its basically the whole universe against you
altSymphony
no it's NOT
helo
just admit it
mal
im defending the truth
altSymphony
there is no truth
altSymphony
i am not edible
helo
mal u want to eat him?
mal
sure ahuh sure
mal
🤐
altSymphony
you're just ON one today, aren't you?
helo
on what?!
altSymphony
idk it's an expression
mal
actually, im IN something
altSymphony
i think I used it the right way
Heroin Monkey
altSymphony
AMAZING TIMING
helo
in what?
altSymphony
I know what
altSymphony
muahaha
Heroin Monkey
Ayyyy
Heroin Monkey
67
altSymphony
thickth theven
helo
no ur in something jake
mal
🤐
altSymphony
hehehe
mal
muahahaha
Heroin Monkey
Malibu is inside jakerton
mal
not quite
helo
other way
altSymphony
lmfao I can't handle listening to classical music I crack up every time cause they've all just been made into memes
Heroin Monkey
No
Heroin Monkey
She's trans remember
altSymphony
yeah mal's pegging me make it stop
altSymphony
please
altSymphony
please heroin
mal
LMFAO
Heroin Monkey
Mal go harder
altSymphony
saw this
altSymphony
wait
altSymphony
no i didnt
altSymphony
WHAT WAS THAT
Heroin Monkey
Thrust all the way in
mal
hmm
altSymphony
stop
altSymphony
AAAAA
altSymphony
IM IN DANGER
helo
This has gotten out of hand
Heroin Monkey
altSymphony
brother I am in class
mal
its asshley
Heroin Monkey
Good
altSymphony
asshley's green?
altSymphony
WHY IS IT SO BOUNCY
altSymphony
OH MY GOSH
helo
its jake for wade
mal
i dont think so lmao
Heroin Monkey
It's dickle rick
mal
LMFAOOO
altSymphony
I'm heading back to my dorm in a sec so don't be alarmed when I mysteriously disappear
helo
whats a dorm?
altSymphony
a room
altSymphony
like a mini apartment
helo
ur room?
altSymphony
for college students
helo
do you live there?
altSymphony
yes
altSymphony
I sleep with another man
helo
balrightttt
mal
altSymphony
I had a dream last night he and I slept in each other's beds
altSymphony
(just giving you guys some great quote material)
mal
....
mal
rude.
altSymphony
Speaking of which I'm gonna finish the quotebook later today
Heroin Monkey
Two other men
altSymphony
I'll need help collecting all the recent quotes
Heroin Monkey
Him and mal
mal
i am not a man.
altSymphony
mal(e)
helo
Are you sure?
altSymphony
alr brb
mal
youre just calling yourself gay now
mal
100%
Heroin Monkey
Prove ur not a man
mal
i didnt see
mal
no
mal
lmao
mal
wait brb
Heroin Monkey
Crazy
helo
so mals a man
Heroin Monkey
Yes
helo
How do u know?
Heroin Monkey
Because he's a 6'7 diddyblud
helo
ok.
mal
no im not
helo
I dont believe you now.
mal
why not lmao
helo
idk
mal
okk lmao
Heroin Monkey
Bc she's lying
mal
bruh wtv you wanna think gng 😭
helo
yeah thought so
Heroin Monkey
helo
...