Worsening Jokes Right Now?

...

are those emojis for wade

yeah

gayyyyyyy

👅👅💦💦💦

you so gayyyyy

💔

We all saw it

UK

smh how could you jake

How's school?

omg hey kingggg

Good

IM NOT GAY.

yes you are

nope

dirty liar

Ive not gotten any exams yet.

wowwww

didn't it JUST start

how could you do this to me jake

heyyyyy

actually to be fair I have an exam on wednesday

thats good lmao

THE BRITISH ARE COMING

what class??

💀

careful they might chuck leaf water at you

Fr

uk

ill get some leaf water rq

Were gonna colonise you

do yall put leaf water in your water guns instead of regular water

nooooooo

help day 2 was so bad i have to do swimming p1 on a monday

Yes

omg youre so cool for that

nooo

Damn image getting shot with boiling hot tea💀💀

ouch

damn ok so jake got scared of being colonized and just dipped

I SAW THAT.

mhm 😭

No you didn't

Nah what did that say

WHAT HAPPENED TO NOT BEING WADES

HUH.

HM

YEAH

MHM

IM KIDDINGGGGG

SURE

💔

Also sorry if I'm on/off I'm taking nores rn lol

SERIOUSLY HEARTBROKEN OVER HERE

i skipped preschool so sharing is not my forte

we're taking about PPs getting big and soft in my class rn

Sup RAPPERS, I still can’t believe Sah is TRANS

Guess I DO have more academic credentials than you

so youre thinking abt wade huh 😔💔🏳️‍🌈

#ShephardOfTheHillsClassOf2011

Where did you get that idea from

yeah you also have more gay credentials and a history of lying to women about being straight.

SaH's always been a girl lmfao

IVE NEVER LIED TO ANY WOMAN ABOUT BEING STRAIGHT

YOU SAID SHE WAS MAY

ahem IM RIGHT HERE.

I DIDN'T LIE TO YOU I'M NOT GAY

......

YES YOU ARE YOU WANNA FUCK WADE

Woah

ugh.

men 🙄☕️

like i get it men are fine but you dont gotta be gay smfh

I DON'T LIKE ME

N

AHUH YOU DO

YOU LOVEEEE MEN

NO

haha my teacher just said penis (pianist)

i bet you liked that,

.*

yeah it was funny lmao

Were here in worship of the Orb.

so you did like it.

jake will only worship it if its a man.

there's only one man I worship and His name is JESUS CHRIST

*mic drop*

and WADE.

(period tho)

(ily for that fr)

mal is dragging like crazy

its entertaining

(and so do I :D)

speaking of dragging

(yippeeee tell wade your not allowed to be gay)

TELL HER I SUPPORT HER JOURNEY!!!!

SHE IS NOT TRANS

my sweet child

what

the fuck

what about the low taper fade?

MEY NOT MAY

SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN A GIRL

STOP I REMEMBER MAY

whats that say

WHY ARE THERE 3 MAYS IT’S NOT EVEN THAT COMMON OF A NAME

THERE'S ONLY 2 RIGHT?

CHARLIE MAY AND MEY MEY

OH WAIT

TRANS MAY

I REMEMBER NOW

YES

YOU WERE THERE?

I TOLD YOU I WAS AN OG

I've underestimated you, rapebutt

bro rbs been here for so long

i dont remember him not being here

HEY THAT’S TOTALLY NOT COOL MAN!!!!

H

H

I remember when you joined and everyone was trying to figure out whose alt you were

Rapboat face reveal

I’m no one’s alt, THAT WAS MY 1ST DAY ON THE SITE

lmao I kno

w

how'd you even find this place?

He rapped all the way over here

LMAO

WHY DID THAT MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD

I JUST SNORTED LIKE A FUCKIN PIG

UK FACE REVEAL!!!!

Idk, I guess like everyone ELSE

can confirm, uk does have that exact mustache

Bold of you to think i have such a majestic moustache

this you?

Awwww

everyone came from drastically different places 😭

thats the cutest pig ever

eeeeeeeeeeexactly

Thats a compliment jake

That's the point

aweeee

Its so tiny

GAY

We all saw that

like me muahaha

How would you know that?

he never stops talking about it

Gonna go do homework though so see ya

ughhh bye king

good lucj

*luck

Otherwise my teacher will give me DETENTION

best of luck!

ss

Ty

FUCK WAIT THE CONTEXT

jake our doc has 138 pages 😭

Oh my gosh

Yappers supreme over here

its cus i never shut up 🤭

that's longer than my space turtles book lmao

I don't mind at all :)

awww yay

our other doc had 62 pages

200 pages

of us yapping

and that doesnt include all the comments too

woahhhh

not to mention ALLLLL the conversations on here

were actually like so cool

we're literally the coolest

the 5 million full posts lmao

for realsies

literal years worth of discussion

all in the span of like a week and a half 😭

it feels like a lifetime tho

very well said :D

glazing urself is crazy

best lifetime everrrrrr

best one I could imagine 🤭

hes not wrong tho

for realsies 🤭

i wouldn't know

well i do know

eli loves to glaze ethan

sorry I think I ruined the moment lmfao

jakes the coolest, case closed

lmfaoooo it was funny so your good

not as cool as you, cased even more closed

jake i think you gotta cool down on the gay stuff'

IM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL

I just cringed sry guys

bro doesn't understand our coolest

*coolness

wow I fucked that up

youre cooler than me, case is even closeder than um..idk something thats super closed

wow mal

what

you're the coolest ever, and that case is closed indefinitely

did you see that jake?

hey.

omd

what.

oh my dick

old mac donald

.

had a farm

e i e i o

obnoxious midget dance

and on that farm jake fucked wade

e i e i o

hey thats what its called when i dance!!

u aint that short 😂

yeah short jokes are just fun to make lmao

Holy da fucking shit what is thjs post?

No it's called Outstanding Mal Dance

nothing abt my dancing is outstanding

who up worsting they jokes rn 👅💦💦

i look like an awkward paranoid chicken

me being hilarious and jake being gay

this u?

no

yes it is.

And me Squirting on the ceiling

Yes it is

Can confirm

Gtg ttyl

this is me

cya mookieeee

joke's on you I still think it's cute

its awkward and weird lookin lmao

Where did you get that photo from?

it's silly and adorable

NO STOP THIS ONE IS ME

LMFAOOOOO

I still love it muahahaha

ahhhhh

why do you love all the chickensssssss

cuz hes saying he loves you duhhhhhh

i bet hed cook me and eat me if i were a chicken.

ok that sounds really weird and sus.

hed be like finallyyyy i can be with wade

fr.

I used to have a pair of chickens

well one was mine and one was my sister's

bok bok bok

and then a raccoon ate my sister's

so we got rid of mine to prevent that fate

nooooooooo

poor baby\

oops mb

did you eat it

no

we gave it to a sanctuary

ohhh okokok thats better

yessss

I went back and saw her one time

Her name was Fluffy

awww chickennnn

awwwwww fluffyyyyyy

she laid some bomb-ass eggs too 🔥

lmaooo

hiiiiiiiiii im backkkkk

if i were a chicken id prolly cross the road and get hit by a car.

hey queen

oop

NOOOOOOO

yes i would

muahaha

id be lonely and try to befriend the car and then BOOM

no more mal.

MUAHAHA

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HEY

THAT'S MEAN

noo id try to cross the road to get to your dorm and then id get hit by a car

what is?

I would push the CAR out of the way

and then itd come back for revenge and hit me out of spite

MUAAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA

I WOULD FIGHT THE CAR

EVEN IF IT WAS OPTIMUS PRIME

learning about slurs in class now

HMMMMM

cutesy

im starving when's this class over 😭

WHAT WAS THAT

HM?

😔

how rude.

I'm kiddinggggg

sure.

I'M SERIOUSSSS

mhm

yeah.

:(

muahaha

jake i put all my gold stars in a google doc lmao

Lmao really?

so now i have a random doc w gold stars

yeah my bio ran out of space 😭

Hell yeah

ripppp

lmfaooo

it's amazing

I love it

i love my stars

👏👏👏

yippeee

I love my cookies

🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

OOOOOH

Of course you put this in your bio "if i were a chicken id prolly cross the road and get hit by a car."

yes i think its funny

dont gimme too many, that's how cookie inflation happens

it describes me very well

🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

you get all the cookies

and with all the cookies you can get whatever you want

NO COOKIE INFLATION

I REFUSE

He wants wade

ofc he does smfh

I'm gonna eat all those cookies

and preserve the value

muahaha you now are endlessly rich and can have whatever you wanttt

NO I AM NOW EFFECTIVELY POOR BECAUSE THERE IS AN ABUNDANCE OF COOKIES

youre the only one with an abundance of cookies

AND THUS THEY HAVE NO VALUE

yes they do

cus i gave them to you.

ok true

BUT THERE'S TOO MANY

AND THEY LOSE *PERCEIVED* VALUE

can i have a cookie?

not for you they dont

🍪

NEVER

gasp

i see.

muahahahaahahahaha

i see how it is.

muahahahahaha

ykw

🍎you can have an apple jake

⭐ this is for you, rice

thats fine

I DON'T WANT YOUR APPLE.

but

i gave it to you

cus

youre the apple of my eye

muahahahaha

OMG LESSS GOO

🌟 my bad, this one is for you rice

it's called a super JakeStar

only one in existence

oh.

WOW.

mal, jake 1 upped you

i thought hed like my apple 😭

YOUR APPLE HAD A WORM IN IT

but

it was the meaning that counts

(this was sweet though 🤭)

YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S WORMS IN ME?

nooo

I DON'T HAVE WORMS MAL

this is what im saying 😔

but fine.

dont take my apple

ill eat my apple.

^^^^

and itll be the yummiest apple ever

you can't eat me that's cannibalism

you didnt accept the apple tho.

nuh uh.

WOAH

ahuh.

no way jose

i'm inedible

stop saying youll eat him omd

oh sorry youd rather wade huh

omd should stand for off my dick that would actually work well

no its old macdonald

like "bro quit bugging me omd"

had a farm

like

get off my dick

minus the get

wait

that could be taken in 2 very different ways

omd i need to shut up

we know jake, we know

UR GAY

IM NOT GAY

NOR AM I EDIBLE

you didnt deny it so yes you are gay

uh you are

i didn't confirm it either

nuh UH.

aHUH

NOPE.

yes you are.

🤭

you're such a goober

🤭

Its 2 against one jake, i mean its basically the whole universe against you

no it's NOT

just admit it

im defending the truth

there is no truth

i am not edible

mal u want to eat him?

sure ahuh sure

🤐

you're just ON one today, aren't you?

on what?!

idk it's an expression

actually, im IN something

i think I used it the right way

AMAZING TIMING

in what?

I know what

muahaha

Ayyyy

67

thickth theven

no ur in something jake

🤐

hehehe

muahahaha

Malibu is inside jakerton

not quite

other way