Worsening Jokes Right Now?

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are those emojis for wade

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United Kingdom UK

We all saw it

omg hey kingggg

how could you do this to me jake

United Kingdom UK

Ive not gotten any exams yet.

thats good lmao

alternativeSymphony

actually to be fair I have an exam on wednesday

what class??

alternativeSymphony

THE BRITISH ARE COMING

careful they might chuck leaf water at you

alternativeSymphony

THE BRITISH ARE COMING

Were gonna colonise you

do yall put leaf water in your water guns instead of regular water

United Kingdom UK

Were gonna colonise you

nooooooo

help day 2 was so bad i have to do swimming p1 on a monday

mal 🌼

do yall put leaf water in your water guns instead of regular water

Yes

omg youre so cool for that

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

help day 2 was so bad i have to do swimming p1 on a monday

nooo

mal 🌼

do yall put leaf water in your water guns instead of regular water

Damn image getting shot with boiling hot tea💀💀

damn ok so jake got scared of being colonized and just dipped

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WHAT HAPPENED TO NOT BEING WADES

SERIOUSLY HEARTBROKEN OVER HERE

i skipped preschool so sharing is not my forte

Sup RAPPERS, I still can’t believe Sah is TRANS

alternativeSymphony

we're taking about PPs getting big and soft in my class rn

Guess I DO have more academic credentials than you

alternativeSymphony

we're taking about PPs getting big and soft in my class rn

so youre thinking abt wade huh 😔💔🏳️‍🌈

DaRapBoat

Sup RAPPERS, I still can’t believe Sah is TRANS

Where did you get that idea from

alternativeSymphony

Guess I DO have more academic credentials than you

yeah you also have more gay credentials and a history of lying to women about being straight.

mal 🌼

yeah you also have more gay credentials and a history of lying to women about being straight.

IVE NEVER LIED TO ANY WOMAN ABOUT BEING STRAIGHT

alternativeSymphony

Where did you get that idea from

YOU SAID SHE WAS MAY

alternativeSymphony

IVE NEVER LIED TO ANY WOMAN ABOUT BEING STRAIGHT

ahem IM RIGHT HERE.

DaRapBoat

Sup RAPPERS, I still can’t believe Sah is TRANS

......

YES YOU ARE YOU WANNA FUCK WADE

like i get it men are fine but you dont gotta be gay smfh

United Kingdom UK

Were here in worship of the Orb.

jake will only worship it if its a man.

mal 🌼

jake will only worship it if its a man.

there's only one man I worship and His name is JESUS CHRIST

alternativeSymphony

there's only one man I worship and His name is JESUS CHRIST

(period tho)

mal 🌼

YOU LOVEEEE MEN

mal is dragging like crazy

alternativeSymphony

(and so do I :D)

(yippeeee tell wade your not allowed to be gay)

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United Kingdom UK

......

TELL HER I SUPPORT HER JOURNEY!!!!

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my sweet child

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what about the low taper fade?

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whats that say

alternativeSymphony

MEY NOT MAY

WHY ARE THERE 3 MAYS IT’S NOT EVEN THAT COMMON OF A NAME

DaRapBoat

WHY ARE THERE 3 MAYS IT’S NOT EVEN THAT COMMON OF A NAME

THERE'S ONLY 2 RIGHT?

bro rbs been here for so long

i dont remember him not being here

alternativeSymphony

I've underestimated you, rapebutt

HEY THAT’S TOTALLY NOT COOL MAN!!!!

DaRapBoat

HEY THAT’S TOTALLY NOT COOL MAN!!!!

I remember when you joined and everyone was trying to figure out whose alt you were

alternativeSymphony

I remember when you joined and everyone was trying to figure out whose alt you were

I’m no one’s alt, THAT WAS MY 1ST DAY ON THE SITE

alternativeSymphony

how'd you even find this place?

He rapped all the way over here

WHY DID THAT MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD

I JUST SNORTED LIKE A FUCKIN PIG

United Kingdom UK

Rapboat face reveal

UK FACE REVEAL!!!!

alternativeSymphony

how'd you even find this place?

Idk, I guess like everyone ELSE

DaRapBoat

UK FACE REVEAL!!!!

can confirm, uk does have that exact mustache

DaRapBoat

UK FACE REVEAL!!!!

Bold of you to think i have such a majestic moustache

DaRapBoat

Idk, I guess like everyone ELSE

everyone came from drastically different places 😭

alternativeSymphony

this you?

thats the cutest pig ever

alternativeSymphony

this you?

Thats a compliment jake

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United Kingdom UK

Its so tiny

like me muahaha

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How would you know that?

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United Kingdom UK

Gonna go do homework though so see ya

best of luck!

jake our doc has 138 pages 😭

its cus i never shut up 🤭

our other doc had 62 pages

and that doesnt include all the comments too

were actually like so cool

alternativeSymphony

not to mention ALLLLL the conversations on here

the 5 million full posts lmao

alternativeSymphony

we're literally the coolest

for realsies

mal 🌼

the 5 million full posts lmao

literal years worth of discussion

all in the span of like a week and a half 😭

it feels like a lifetime tho

alternativeSymphony

we're literally the coolest

glazing urself is crazy

alternativeSymphony

very well said :D

best lifetime everrrrrr

RiceCracker

glazing urself is crazy

hes not wrong tho

alternativeSymphony

best one I could imagine 🤭

for realsies 🤭

mal 🌼

hes not wrong tho

i wouldn't know

mal 🌼

well i do know

jakes the coolest, case closed

alternativeSymphony

sorry I think I ruined the moment lmfao

lmfaoooo it was funny so your good

mal 🌼

jakes the coolest, case closed

not as cool as you, cased even more closed

jake i think you gotta cool down on the gay stuff'

alternativeSymphony

not as cool as you, cased even more closed

I just cringed sry guys

RiceCracker

I just cringed sry guys

bro doesn't understand our coolest

alternativeSymphony

not as cool as you, cased even more closed

youre cooler than me, case is even closeder than um..idk something thats super closed

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mal 🌼

youre cooler than me, case is even closeder than um..idk something thats super closed

you're the coolest ever, and that case is closed indefinitely

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and on that farm jake fucked wade

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alternativeSymphony

obnoxious midget dance

hey thats what its called when i dance!!

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mal 🌼

hey thats what its called when i dance!!

u aint that short 😂

yeah short jokes are just fun to make lmao

mal 🌼

hey thats what its called when i dance!!

No it's called Outstanding Mal Dance

nothing abt my dancing is outstanding

Another New Blach

Holy da fucking shit what is thjs post?

who up worsting they jokes rn 👅💦💦

i look like an awkward paranoid chicken

Another New Blach

Holy da fucking shit what is thjs post?

me being hilarious and jake being gay

mal 🌼

me being hilarious and jake being gay

And me Squirting on the ceiling

Another New Blach

Gtg ttyl

cya mookieeee

its awkward and weird lookin lmao

mal 🌼

this is me

Where did you get that photo from?

why do you love all the chickensssssss

cuz hes saying he loves you duhhhhhh

i bet hed cook me and eat me if i were a chicken.

ok that sounds really weird and sus.

hed be like finallyyyy i can be with wade

mal 🌼

why do you love all the chickensssssss

I used to have a pair of chickens

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alternativeSymphony

so we got rid of mine to prevent that fate

did you eat it

ohhh okokok thats better

if i were a chicken id prolly cross the road and get hit by a car.

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

hiiiiiiiiii im backkkkk

hey queen

mal 🌼

if i were a chicken id prolly cross the road and get hit by a car.

NOOOOOOO

id be lonely and try to befriend the car and then BOOM

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alternativeSymphony

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

noo id try to cross the road to get to your dorm and then id get hit by a car

mal 🌼

noo id try to cross the road to get to your dorm and then id get hit by a car

I would push the CAR out of the way

and then itd come back for revenge and hit me out of spite

alternativeSymphony

EVEN IF IT WAS OPTIMUS PRIME

HMMMMM

alternativeSymphony

learning about slurs in class now

cutesy

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jake i put all my gold stars in a google doc lmao

so now i have a random doc w gold stars

alternativeSymphony

Lmao really?

yeah my bio ran out of space 😭

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Of course you put this in your bio "if i were a chicken id prolly cross the road and get hit by a car."

mal 🌼

yes i think its funny

it describes me very well

alternativeSymphony

dont gimme too many, that's how cookie inflation happens

🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

you get all the cookies

and with all the cookies you can get whatever you want

mal 🌼

and with all the cookies you can get whatever you want

He wants wade

alternativeSymphony

NO COOKIE INFLATION

muahaha you now are endlessly rich and can have whatever you wanttt

mal 🌼

muahaha you now are endlessly rich and can have whatever you wanttt

NO I AM NOW EFFECTIVELY POOR BECAUSE THERE IS AN ABUNDANCE OF COOKIES

youre the only one with an abundance of cookies

cus i gave them to you.

mal 🌼

🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

can i have a cookie?

RiceCracker

can i have a cookie?

🍪

🍎you can have an apple jake

youre the apple of my eye

alternativeSymphony

⭐ this is for you, rice

OMG LESSS GOO

i thought hed like my apple 😭

it was the meaning that counts

mal 🌼

it was the meaning that counts

YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S WORMS IN ME?

mal 🌼

youre the apple of my eye

this is what im saying 😔

and itll be the yummiest apple ever

alternativeSymphony

^^^^

you didnt accept the apple tho.

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oh sorry youd rather wade huh

RiceCracker

stop saying youll eat him omd

omd should stand for off my dick that would actually work well

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mal 🌼

oh sorry youd rather wade huh

you didnt deny it so yes you are gay

alternativeSymphony

NOR AM I EDIBLE

uh you are

mal 🌼

you didnt deny it so yes you are gay

i didn't confirm it either

Its 2 against one jake, i mean its basically the whole universe against you

RiceCracker

Its 2 against one jake, i mean its basically the whole universe against you

no it's NOT

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alternativeSymphony

i am not edible

sure ahuh sure

RiceCracker

mal u want to eat him?

🤐

alternativeSymphony

you're just ON one today, aren't you?

actually, im IN something

mal 🌼

actually, im IN something

in what?

RiceCracker

in what?

🤐

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lmfao I can't handle listening to classical music I crack up every time cause they've all just been made into memes

Heroin Monkey

Malibu is inside jakerton

yeah mal's pegging me make it stop

Heroin Monkey
Image

its asshley

alternativeSymphony

brother I am in class

Good

Heroin Monkey
Image

its jake for wade

alternativeSymphony

asshley's green?

i dont think so lmao

I'm heading back to my dorm in a sec so don't be alarmed when I mysteriously disappear

alternativeSymphony

I sleep with another man

Two other men

mal 🌼

i am not a man.

Are you sure?

alternativeSymphony

mal(e)

youre just calling yourself gay now

RiceCracker

Are you sure?

100%

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i didnt see

Heroin Monkey

Prove ur not a man

no

RiceCracker

How do u know?

Because he's a 6'7 diddyblud

Heroin Monkey

Because he's a 6'7 diddyblud

ok.

RiceCracker

so mals a man

no im not

mal 🌼

no im not

I dont believe you now.

bruh wtv you wanna think gng 😭

Heroin Monkey

Bc she's lying

yeah thought so