United Kingdom UK1 day agomal 🌼do yall put leaf water in your water guns instead of regular waterDamn image getting shot with boiling hot tea💀💀
alternativeSymphony1 day agoalternativeSymphonywe're taking about PPs getting big and soft in my class rnGuess I DO have more academic credentials than you
mal 🌼1 day agoalternativeSymphonywe're taking about PPs getting big and soft in my class rnso youre thinking abt wade huh 😔💔🏳️🌈
alternativeSymphony1 day agoDaRapBoatSup RAPPERS, I still can’t believe Sah is TRANSWhere did you get that idea from
mal 🌼1 day agoalternativeSymphonyGuess I DO have more academic credentials than youyeah you also have more gay credentials and a history of lying to women about being straight.
alternativeSymphony1 day agomal 🌼yeah you also have more gay credentials and a history of lying to women about being straight.IVE NEVER LIED TO ANY WOMAN ABOUT BEING STRAIGHT
mal 🌼1 day agoUnited Kingdom UKWere here in worship of the Orb.jake will only worship it if its a man.
alternativeSymphony1 day agomal 🌼jake will only worship it if its a man.there's only one man I worship and His name is JESUS CHRIST
mal 🌼1 day agoalternativeSymphonythere's only one man I worship and His name is JESUS CHRIST(period tho)
DaRapBoat1 day agoalternativeSymphonyMEY NOT MAYWHY ARE THERE 3 MAYS IT’S NOT EVEN THAT COMMON OF A NAME
alternativeSymphony1 day agoDaRapBoatWHY ARE THERE 3 MAYS IT’S NOT EVEN THAT COMMON OF A NAMETHERE'S ONLY 2 RIGHT?
DaRapBoat1 day agoalternativeSymphonyI've underestimated you, rapebuttHEY THAT’S TOTALLY NOT COOL MAN!!!!
alternativeSymphony1 day agoDaRapBoatHEY THAT’S TOTALLY NOT COOL MAN!!!!I remember when you joined and everyone was trying to figure out whose alt you were
DaRapBoat1 day agoalternativeSymphonyI remember when you joined and everyone was trying to figure out whose alt you wereI’m no one’s alt, THAT WAS MY 1ST DAY ON THE SITE
United Kingdom UK1 day agoalternativeSymphonyhow'd you even find this place?He rapped all the way over here
United Kingdom UK1 day agoDaRapBoatUK FACE REVEAL!!!!Bold of you to think i have such a majestic moustache
alternativeSymphony1 day agoDaRapBoatIdk, I guess like everyone ELSEeveryone came from drastically different places 😭
mal 🌼1 day agoalternativeSymphonynot to mention ALLLLL the conversations on herethe 5 million full posts lmao
mal 🌼1 day agoalternativeSymphonysorry I think I ruined the moment lmfaolmfaoooo it was funny so your good
alternativeSymphony1 day agomal 🌼jakes the coolest, case closednot as cool as you, cased even more closed
RiceCracker1 day agoalternativeSymphonynot as cool as you, cased even more closedI just cringed sry guys
mal 🌼1 day agoalternativeSymphonynot as cool as you, cased even more closedyoure cooler than me, case is even closeder than um..idk something thats super closed
alternativeSymphony1 day agomal 🌼youre cooler than me, case is even closeder than um..idk something thats super closedyou're the coolest ever, and that case is closed indefinitely
alternativeSymphony1 day agomal 🌼hey thats what its called when i dance!!No it's called Outstanding Mal Dance
alternativeSymphony1 day agoAnother New BlachHoly da fucking shit what is thjs post?who up worsting they jokes rn 👅💦💦
mal 🌼1 day agoAnother New BlachHoly da fucking shit what is thjs post?me being hilarious and jake being gay
alternativeSymphony1 day agomal 🌼why do you love all the chickensssssssI used to have a pair of chickens
alternativeSymphony1 day agomal 🌼if i were a chicken id prolly cross the road and get hit by a car.NOOOOOOO
mal 🌼1 day agoalternativeSymphonyNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOnoo id try to cross the road to get to your dorm and then id get hit by a car
alternativeSymphony1 day agomal 🌼noo id try to cross the road to get to your dorm and then id get hit by a carI would push the CAR out of the way
RiceCracker1 day agoOf course you put this in your bio "if i were a chicken id prolly cross the road and get hit by a car."
mal 🌼1 day agoalternativeSymphonydont gimme too many, that's how cookie inflation happens🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
mal 🌼1 day agoalternativeSymphonyNO COOKIE INFLATIONmuahaha you now are endlessly rich and can have whatever you wanttt
alternativeSymphony1 day agomal 🌼muahaha you now are endlessly rich and can have whatever you wantttNO I AM NOW EFFECTIVELY POOR BECAUSE THERE IS AN ABUNDANCE OF COOKIES
alternativeSymphony1 day agoRiceCrackerstop saying youll eat him omdomd should stand for off my dick that would actually work well
alternativeSymphony1 day agoRiceCrackerIts 2 against one jake, i mean its basically the whole universe against youno it's NOT
alternativeSymphony1 day agolmfao I can't handle listening to classical music I crack up every time cause they've all just been made into memes
alternativeSymphony1 day agoI'm heading back to my dorm in a sec so don't be alarmed when I mysteriously disappear
RiceCracker
...
mal 🌼
are those emojis for wade
alternativeSymphony
yeah
mal 🌼
gayyyyyyy
alternativeSymphony
👅👅💦💦💦
mal 🌼
you so gayyyyy
mal 🌼
💔
United Kingdom UK
We all saw it
alternativeSymphony
UK
mal 🌼
smh how could you jake
alternativeSymphony
How's school?
mal 🌼
omg hey kingggg
United Kingdom UK
Good
alternativeSymphony
IM NOT GAY.
mal 🌼
yes you are
alternativeSymphony
nope
mal 🌼
dirty liar
United Kingdom UK
Ive not gotten any exams yet.
alternativeSymphony
wowwww
alternativeSymphony
didn't it JUST start
mal 🌼
how could you do this to me jake
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
heyyyyy
alternativeSymphony
actually to be fair I have an exam on wednesday
mal 🌼
thats good lmao
alternativeSymphony
THE BRITISH ARE COMING
mal 🌼
what class??
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
💀
mal 🌼
careful they might chuck leaf water at you
United Kingdom UK
Fr
mal 🌼
uk
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ill get some leaf water rq
United Kingdom UK
Were gonna colonise you
mal 🌼
do yall put leaf water in your water guns instead of regular water
mal 🌼
nooooooo
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
help day 2 was so bad i have to do swimming p1 on a monday
United Kingdom UK
Yes
mal 🌼
omg youre so cool for that
mal 🌼
nooo
United Kingdom UK
Damn image getting shot with boiling hot tea💀💀
mal 🌼
ouch
mal 🌼
damn ok so jake got scared of being colonized and just dipped
mal 🌼
I SAW THAT.
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
mhm 😭
alternativeSymphony
No you didn't
United Kingdom UK
Nah what did that say
mal 🌼
WHAT HAPPENED TO NOT BEING WADES
mal 🌼
HUH.
mal 🌼
HM
mal 🌼
YEAH
mal 🌼
MHM
alternativeSymphony
IM KIDDINGGGGG
mal 🌼
SURE
mal 🌼
💔
alternativeSymphony
Also sorry if I'm on/off I'm taking nores rn lol
mal 🌼
SERIOUSLY HEARTBROKEN OVER HERE
mal 🌼
i skipped preschool so sharing is not my forte
alternativeSymphony
we're taking about PPs getting big and soft in my class rn
DaRapBoat
Sup RAPPERS, I still can’t believe Sah is TRANS
alternativeSymphony
Guess I DO have more academic credentials than you
mal 🌼
so youre thinking abt wade huh 😔💔🏳️🌈
alternativeSymphony
#ShephardOfTheHillsClassOf2011
alternativeSymphony
Where did you get that idea from
mal 🌼
yeah you also have more gay credentials and a history of lying to women about being straight.
alternativeSymphony
SaH's always been a girl lmfao
alternativeSymphony
IVE NEVER LIED TO ANY WOMAN ABOUT BEING STRAIGHT
DaRapBoat
YOU SAID SHE WAS MAY
mal 🌼
ahem IM RIGHT HERE.
alternativeSymphony
I DIDN'T LIE TO YOU I'M NOT GAY
United Kingdom UK
......
mal 🌼
YES YOU ARE YOU WANNA FUCK WADE
United Kingdom UK
Woah
mal 🌼
ugh.
mal 🌼
men 🙄☕️
mal 🌼
like i get it men are fine but you dont gotta be gay smfh
United Kingdom UK
alternativeSymphony
I DON'T LIKE ME
alternativeSymphony
N
mal 🌼
AHUH YOU DO
mal 🌼
YOU LOVEEEE MEN
alternativeSymphony
NO
alternativeSymphony
haha my teacher just said penis (pianist)
mal 🌼
i bet you liked that,
mal 🌼
.*
alternativeSymphony
yeah it was funny lmao
United Kingdom UK
Were here in worship of the Orb.
mal 🌼
so you did like it.
mal 🌼
jake will only worship it if its a man.
alternativeSymphony
there's only one man I worship and His name is JESUS CHRIST
alternativeSymphony
*mic drop*
mal 🌼
and WADE.
mal 🌼
(period tho)
mal 🌼
(ily for that fr)
RiceCracker
mal is dragging like crazy
mal 🌼
its entertaining
alternativeSymphony
(and so do I :D)
alternativeSymphony
speaking of dragging
mal 🌼
(yippeeee tell wade your not allowed to be gay)
DaRapBoat
TELL HER I SUPPORT HER JOURNEY!!!!
alternativeSymphony
SHE IS NOT TRANS
mal 🌼
my sweet child
mal 🌼
what
mal 🌼
the fuck
RiceCracker
what about the low taper fade?
alternativeSymphony
MEY NOT MAY
alternativeSymphony
SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN A GIRL
mal 🌼
STOP I REMEMBER MAY
mal 🌼
whats that say
DaRapBoat
WHY ARE THERE 3 MAYS IT’S NOT EVEN THAT COMMON OF A NAME
alternativeSymphony
THERE'S ONLY 2 RIGHT?
alternativeSymphony
CHARLIE MAY AND MEY MEY
alternativeSymphony
OH WAIT
alternativeSymphony
TRANS MAY
alternativeSymphony
I REMEMBER NOW
DaRapBoat
YES
alternativeSymphony
YOU WERE THERE?
DaRapBoat
I TOLD YOU I WAS AN OG
alternativeSymphony
I've underestimated you, rapebutt
mal 🌼
bro rbs been here for so long
mal 🌼
i dont remember him not being here
DaRapBoat
HEY THAT’S TOTALLY NOT COOL MAN!!!!
United Kingdom UK
H
RiceCracker
H
alternativeSymphony
I remember when you joined and everyone was trying to figure out whose alt you were
United Kingdom UK
Rapboat face reveal
DaRapBoat
I’m no one’s alt, THAT WAS MY 1ST DAY ON THE SITE
alternativeSymphony
lmao I kno
alternativeSymphony
w
alternativeSymphony
how'd you even find this place?
United Kingdom UK
He rapped all the way over here
mal 🌼
LMAO
mal 🌼
WHY DID THAT MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD
mal 🌼
I JUST SNORTED LIKE A FUCKIN PIG
DaRapBoat
UK FACE REVEAL!!!!
DaRapBoat
Idk, I guess like everyone ELSE
mal 🌼
can confirm, uk does have that exact mustache
United Kingdom UK
Bold of you to think i have such a majestic moustache
alternativeSymphony
this you?
United Kingdom UK
Awwww
alternativeSymphony
everyone came from drastically different places 😭
mal 🌼
thats the cutest pig ever
alternativeSymphony
eeeeeeeeeeexactly
RiceCracker
Thats a compliment jake
alternativeSymphony
That's the point
mal 🌼
aweeee
United Kingdom UK
Its so tiny
mal 🌼
GAY
United Kingdom UK
We all saw that
mal 🌼
like me muahaha
RiceCracker
How would you know that?
alternativeSymphony
he never stops talking about it
United Kingdom UK
Gonna go do homework though so see ya
mal 🌼
ughhh bye king
mal 🌼
good lucj
mal 🌼
*luck
United Kingdom UK
Otherwise my teacher will give me DETENTION
alternativeSymphony
best of luck!
RiceCracker
ss
United Kingdom UK
Ty
alternativeSymphony
FUCK WAIT THE CONTEXT
mal 🌼
jake our doc has 138 pages 😭
alternativeSymphony
Oh my gosh
alternativeSymphony
Yappers supreme over here
mal 🌼
its cus i never shut up 🤭
alternativeSymphony
that's longer than my space turtles book lmao
alternativeSymphony
I don't mind at all :)
mal 🌼
awww yay
mal 🌼
our other doc had 62 pages
mal 🌼
200 pages
mal 🌼
of us yapping
mal 🌼
and that doesnt include all the comments too
alternativeSymphony
woahhhh
alternativeSymphony
not to mention ALLLLL the conversations on here
mal 🌼
were actually like so cool
alternativeSymphony
we're literally the coolest
mal 🌼
the 5 million full posts lmao
mal 🌼
for realsies
alternativeSymphony
literal years worth of discussion
mal 🌼
all in the span of like a week and a half 😭
mal 🌼
it feels like a lifetime tho
alternativeSymphony
very well said :D
RiceCracker
glazing urself is crazy
mal 🌼
best lifetime everrrrrr
alternativeSymphony
best one I could imagine 🤭
mal 🌼
hes not wrong tho
mal 🌼
for realsies 🤭
RiceCracker
i wouldn't know
mal 🌼
well i do know
alternativeSymphony
eli loves to glaze ethan
alternativeSymphony
sorry I think I ruined the moment lmfao
mal 🌼
jakes the coolest, case closed
mal 🌼
lmfaoooo it was funny so your good
alternativeSymphony
not as cool as you, cased even more closed
RiceCracker
jake i think you gotta cool down on the gay stuff'
alternativeSymphony
IM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL
RiceCracker
I just cringed sry guys
alternativeSymphony
bro doesn't understand our coolest
alternativeSymphony
*coolness
alternativeSymphony
wow I fucked that up
mal 🌼
youre cooler than me, case is even closeder than um..idk something thats super closed
RiceCracker
wow mal
mal 🌼
what
alternativeSymphony
you're the coolest ever, and that case is closed indefinitely
RiceCracker
did you see that jake?
mal 🌼
hey.
RiceCracker
omd
alternativeSymphony
what.
alternativeSymphony
oh my dick
mal 🌼
old mac donald
RiceCracker
.
mal 🌼
had a farm
mal 🌼
e i e i o
alternativeSymphony
obnoxious midget dance
mal 🌼
and on that farm jake fucked wade
mal 🌼
e i e i o
mal 🌼
hey thats what its called when i dance!!
RiceCracker
u aint that short 😂
mal 🌼
yeah short jokes are just fun to make lmao
Another New Blach
Holy da fucking shit what is thjs post?
alternativeSymphony
No it's called Outstanding Mal Dance
mal 🌼
nothing abt my dancing is outstanding
alternativeSymphony
who up worsting they jokes rn 👅💦💦
mal 🌼
i look like an awkward paranoid chicken
mal 🌼
me being hilarious and jake being gay
alternativeSymphony
this u?
mal 🌼
no
alternativeSymphony
yes it is.
Another New Blach
And me Squirting on the ceiling
Another New Blach
Yes it is
Another New Blach
Can confirm
Another New Blach
Gtg ttyl
mal 🌼
this is me
mal 🌼
cya mookieeee
alternativeSymphony
joke's on you I still think it's cute
mal 🌼
its awkward and weird lookin lmao
RiceCracker
Where did you get that photo from?
alternativeSymphony
it's silly and adorable
mal 🌼
NO STOP THIS ONE IS ME
mal 🌼
LMFAOOOOO
alternativeSymphony
I still love it muahahaha
mal 🌼
ahhhhh
mal 🌼
why do you love all the chickensssssss
RiceCracker
cuz hes saying he loves you duhhhhhh
mal 🌼
i bet hed cook me and eat me if i were a chicken.
RiceCracker
ok that sounds really weird and sus.
mal 🌼
hed be like finallyyyy i can be with wade
RiceCracker
fr.
alternativeSymphony
I used to have a pair of chickens
alternativeSymphony
well one was mine and one was my sister's
mal 🌼
bok bok bok
alternativeSymphony
and then a raccoon ate my sister's
alternativeSymphony
so we got rid of mine to prevent that fate
mal 🌼
nooooooooo
mal 🌼
poor baby\
RiceCracker
oops mb
mal 🌼
did you eat it
alternativeSymphony
no
alternativeSymphony
we gave it to a sanctuary
mal 🌼
ohhh okokok thats better
alternativeSymphony
yessss
alternativeSymphony
I went back and saw her one time
alternativeSymphony
Her name was Fluffy
mal 🌼
awww chickennnn
mal 🌼
awwwwww fluffyyyyyy
alternativeSymphony
she laid some bomb-ass eggs too 🔥
mal 🌼
lmaooo
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
hiiiiiiiiii im backkkkk
mal 🌼
if i were a chicken id prolly cross the road and get hit by a car.
mal 🌼
hey queen
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oop
alternativeSymphony
NOOOOOOO
mal 🌼
yes i would
mal 🌼
muahaha
mal 🌼
id be lonely and try to befriend the car and then BOOM
mal 🌼
no more mal.
mal 🌼
MUAHAHA
alternativeSymphony
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
alternativeSymphony
HEY
alternativeSymphony
THAT'S MEAN
mal 🌼
noo id try to cross the road to get to your dorm and then id get hit by a car
RiceCracker
what is?
alternativeSymphony
I would push the CAR out of the way
mal 🌼
and then itd come back for revenge and hit me out of spite
mal 🌼
MUAAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA
alternativeSymphony
I WOULD FIGHT THE CAR
alternativeSymphony
EVEN IF IT WAS OPTIMUS PRIME
alternativeSymphony
learning about slurs in class now
mal 🌼
HMMMMM
mal 🌼
cutesy
alternativeSymphony
im starving when's this class over 😭
alternativeSymphony
WHAT WAS THAT
alternativeSymphony
HM?
mal 🌼
😔
mal 🌼
how rude.
alternativeSymphony
I'm kiddinggggg
mal 🌼
sure.
alternativeSymphony
I'M SERIOUSSSS
mal 🌼
mhm
mal 🌼
yeah.
alternativeSymphony
:(
mal 🌼
muahaha
mal 🌼
jake i put all my gold stars in a google doc lmao
alternativeSymphony
Lmao really?
mal 🌼
so now i have a random doc w gold stars
mal 🌼
yeah my bio ran out of space 😭
alternativeSymphony
Hell yeah
alternativeSymphony
ripppp
mal 🌼
mal 🌼
lmfaooo
alternativeSymphony
it's amazing
alternativeSymphony
I love it
mal 🌼
i love my stars
alternativeSymphony
👏👏👏
mal 🌼
yippeee
alternativeSymphony
I love my cookies
mal 🌼
🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
alternativeSymphony
OOOOOH
RiceCracker
Of course you put this in your bio "if i were a chicken id prolly cross the road and get hit by a car."
mal 🌼
yes i think its funny
alternativeSymphony
dont gimme too many, that's how cookie inflation happens
mal 🌼
it describes me very well
mal 🌼
🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
mal 🌼
you get all the cookies
mal 🌼
and with all the cookies you can get whatever you want
alternativeSymphony
NO COOKIE INFLATION
alternativeSymphony
I REFUSE
RiceCracker
He wants wade
mal 🌼
ofc he does smfh
alternativeSymphony
I'm gonna eat all those cookies
alternativeSymphony
and preserve the value
mal 🌼
muahaha you now are endlessly rich and can have whatever you wanttt
alternativeSymphony
NO I AM NOW EFFECTIVELY POOR BECAUSE THERE IS AN ABUNDANCE OF COOKIES
mal 🌼
youre the only one with an abundance of cookies
alternativeSymphony
AND THUS THEY HAVE NO VALUE
mal 🌼
yes they do
mal 🌼
cus i gave them to you.
alternativeSymphony
ok true
alternativeSymphony
BUT THERE'S TOO MANY
alternativeSymphony
AND THEY LOSE *PERCEIVED* VALUE
RiceCracker
can i have a cookie?
mal 🌼
not for you they dont
mal 🌼
🍪
alternativeSymphony
NEVER
alternativeSymphony
gasp
alternativeSymphony
i see.
mal 🌼
muahahahaahahahaha
alternativeSymphony
i see how it is.
mal 🌼
muahahahahaha
alternativeSymphony
ykw
mal 🌼
🍎you can have an apple jake
alternativeSymphony
⭐ this is for you, rice
mal 🌼
thats fine
alternativeSymphony
I DON'T WANT YOUR APPLE.
mal 🌼
but
mal 🌼
i gave it to you
mal 🌼
cus
mal 🌼
youre the apple of my eye
mal 🌼
muahahahaha
RiceCracker
OMG LESSS GOO
alternativeSymphony
🌟 my bad, this one is for you rice
alternativeSymphony
it's called a super JakeStar
alternativeSymphony
only one in existence
mal 🌼
oh.
RiceCracker
WOW.
RiceCracker
mal, jake 1 upped you
mal 🌼
i thought hed like my apple 😭
alternativeSymphony
YOUR APPLE HAD A WORM IN IT
mal 🌼
but
mal 🌼
it was the meaning that counts
alternativeSymphony
(this was sweet though 🤭)
alternativeSymphony
YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S WORMS IN ME?
mal 🌼
nooo
alternativeSymphony
I DON'T HAVE WORMS MAL
mal 🌼
this is what im saying 😔
mal 🌼
but fine.
mal 🌼
dont take my apple
mal 🌼
ill eat my apple.
alternativeSymphony
^^^^
mal 🌼
and itll be the yummiest apple ever
alternativeSymphony
you can't eat me that's cannibalism
mal 🌼
you didnt accept the apple tho.
alternativeSymphony
nuh uh.
RiceCracker
WOAH
mal 🌼
ahuh.
alternativeSymphony
no way jose
alternativeSymphony
i'm inedible
RiceCracker
stop saying youll eat him omd
mal 🌼
oh sorry youd rather wade huh
alternativeSymphony
omd should stand for off my dick that would actually work well
mal 🌼
no its old macdonald
alternativeSymphony
like "bro quit bugging me omd"
RiceCracker
had a farm
alternativeSymphony
like
alternativeSymphony
get off my dick
alternativeSymphony
minus the get
alternativeSymphony
wait
alternativeSymphony
that could be taken in 2 very different ways
alternativeSymphony
omd i need to shut up
RiceCracker
we know jake, we know
RiceCracker
UR GAY
alternativeSymphony
IM NOT GAY
alternativeSymphony
NOR AM I EDIBLE
mal 🌼
you didnt deny it so yes you are gay
mal 🌼
uh you are
alternativeSymphony
i didn't confirm it either
alternativeSymphony
nuh UH.
mal 🌼
aHUH
alternativeSymphony
NOPE.
mal 🌼
yes you are.
mal 🌼
🤭
alternativeSymphony
you're such a goober
alternativeSymphony
🤭
RiceCracker
Its 2 against one jake, i mean its basically the whole universe against you
alternativeSymphony
no it's NOT
RiceCracker
just admit it
mal 🌼
im defending the truth
alternativeSymphony
there is no truth
alternativeSymphony
i am not edible
RiceCracker
mal u want to eat him?
mal 🌼
sure ahuh sure
mal 🌼
🤐
alternativeSymphony
you're just ON one today, aren't you?
RiceCracker
on what?!
alternativeSymphony
idk it's an expression
mal 🌼
actually, im IN something
alternativeSymphony
i think I used it the right way
Heroin Monkey
alternativeSymphony
AMAZING TIMING
RiceCracker
in what?
alternativeSymphony
I know what
alternativeSymphony
muahaha
Heroin Monkey
Ayyyy
Heroin Monkey
67
alternativeSymphony
thickth theven
RiceCracker
no ur in something jake
mal 🌼
🤐
alternativeSymphony
hehehe
mal 🌼
muahahaha
Heroin Monkey
Malibu is inside jakerton
mal 🌼
not quite
RiceCracker
other way
alternativeSymphony
lmfao I can't handle listening to classical music I crack up every time cause they've all just been made into memes
Heroin Monkey
No
Heroin Monkey
She's trans remember
alternativeSymphony
yeah mal's pegging me make it stop
alternativeSymphony
please
alternativeSymphony
please heroin
mal 🌼
LMFAO
Heroin Monkey
Mal go harder
alternativeSymphony
saw this
alternativeSymphony
wait
alternativeSymphony
no i didnt
alternativeSymphony
WHAT WAS THAT
Heroin Monkey
Thrust all the way in
mal 🌼
hmm
alternativeSymphony
stop
alternativeSymphony
AAAAA
alternativeSymphony
IM IN DANGER
RiceCracker
This has gotten out of hand
Heroin Monkey
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brother I am in class
mal 🌼
its asshley
Heroin Monkey
Good
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asshley's green?
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WHY IS IT SO BOUNCY
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OH MY GOSH
RiceCracker
its jake for wade
mal 🌼
i dont think so lmao
Heroin Monkey
It's dickle rick
mal 🌼
LMFAOOO
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I'm heading back to my dorm in a sec so don't be alarmed when I mysteriously disappear
RiceCracker
whats a dorm?
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a room
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like a mini apartment
RiceCracker
ur room?
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for college students
RiceCracker
do you live there?
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yes
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I sleep with another man
RiceCracker
balrightttt
mal 🌼
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I had a dream last night he and I slept in each other's beds
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(just giving you guys some great quote material)
mal 🌼
....
mal 🌼
rude.
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Speaking of which I'm gonna finish the quotebook later today
Heroin Monkey
Two other men
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I'll need help collecting all the recent quotes
Heroin Monkey
Him and mal
mal 🌼
i am not a man.
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mal(e)
RiceCracker
Are you sure?
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alr brb
mal 🌼
youre just calling yourself gay now
mal 🌼
100%
Heroin Monkey
Prove ur not a man
mal 🌼
i didnt see
mal 🌼
no
mal 🌼
lmao
mal 🌼
wait brb
Heroin Monkey
Crazy
RiceCracker
so mals a man
Heroin Monkey
Yes
RiceCracker
How do u know?
Heroin Monkey
Because he's a 6'7 diddyblud
RiceCracker
ok.
mal 🌼
no im not
RiceCracker
I dont believe you now.
mal 🌼
why not lmao
RiceCracker
idk
mal 🌼
okk lmao
Heroin Monkey
Bc she's lying
mal 🌼
bruh wtv you wanna think gng 😭
RiceCracker
yeah thought so
Heroin Monkey
RiceCracker
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