Worsening Jokes Right Now?

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are those emojis for wade

gayyyyyyy

you so gayyyyy

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💔

smh how could you jake

United Kingdom UK

We all saw it

omg hey kingggg

mal

smh how could you jake

IM NOT GAY.

yes you are

dirty liar

United Kingdom UK

Ive not gotten any exams yet.

didn't it JUST start

how could you do this to me jake

actually to be fair I have an exam on wednesday

United Kingdom UK

Ive not gotten any exams yet.

thats good lmao

altSymphony

actually to be fair I have an exam on wednesday

what class??

altSymphony

THE BRITISH ARE COMING

careful they might chuck leaf water at you

uk

do yall put leaf water in your water guns instead of regular water

United Kingdom UK

Were gonna colonise you

nooooooo

help day 2 was so bad i have to do swimming p1 on a monday

mal

do yall put leaf water in your water guns instead of regular water

Yes

omg youre so cool for that

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

help day 2 was so bad i have to do swimming p1 on a monday

nooo

mal

do yall put leaf water in your water guns instead of regular water

Damn image getting shot with boiling hot tea💀💀

ouch

damn ok so jake got scared of being colonized and just dipped

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I SAW THAT.

WHAT HAPPENED TO NOT BEING WADES

HUH.

HM

YEAH

MHM

SURE

💔

Also sorry if I'm on/off I'm taking nores rn lol

SERIOUSLY HEARTBROKEN OVER HERE

i skipped preschool so sharing is not my forte

we're taking about PPs getting big and soft in my class rn

Sup RAPPERS, I still can’t believe Sah is TRANS

altSymphony

we're taking about PPs getting big and soft in my class rn

Guess I DO have more academic credentials than you

altSymphony

we're taking about PPs getting big and soft in my class rn

so youre thinking abt wade huh 😔💔🏳️‍🌈

DaRapBoat

Sup RAPPERS, I still can’t believe Sah is TRANS

Where did you get that idea from

altSymphony

Guess I DO have more academic credentials than you

yeah you also have more gay credentials and a history of lying to women about being straight.

mal

yeah you also have more gay credentials and a history of lying to women about being straight.

IVE NEVER LIED TO ANY WOMAN ABOUT BEING STRAIGHT

altSymphony

Where did you get that idea from

YOU SAID SHE WAS MAY

altSymphony

IVE NEVER LIED TO ANY WOMAN ABOUT BEING STRAIGHT

ahem IM RIGHT HERE.

DaRapBoat

Sup RAPPERS, I still can’t believe Sah is TRANS

......

YES YOU ARE YOU WANNA FUCK WADE

ugh.

men 🙄☕️

like i get it men are fine but you dont gotta be gay smfh

AHUH YOU DO

YOU LOVEEEE MEN

mal

YES YOU ARE YOU WANNA FUCK WADE

NO

haha my teacher just said penis (pianist)

i bet you liked that,

.*

so you did like it.

United Kingdom UK

Were here in worship of the Orb.

jake will only worship it if its a man.

mal

jake will only worship it if its a man.

there's only one man I worship and His name is JESUS CHRIST

and WADE.

altSymphony

there's only one man I worship and His name is JESUS CHRIST

(period tho)

(ily for that fr)

mal

YOU LOVEEEE MEN

mal is dragging like crazy

its entertaining

mal

(ily for that fr)

(and so do I :D)

helo

mal is dragging like crazy

speaking of dragging

altSymphony

(and so do I :D)

(yippeeee tell wade your not allowed to be gay)

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United Kingdom UK

......

TELL HER I SUPPORT HER JOURNEY!!!!

DaRapBoat

TELL HER I SUPPORT HER JOURNEY!!!!

SHE IS NOT TRANS

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my sweet child

what

the fuck

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what about the low taper fade?

DaRapBoat

YOU SAID SHE WAS MAY

MEY NOT MAY

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STOP I REMEMBER MAY

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whats that say

altSymphony

MEY NOT MAY

WHY ARE THERE 3 MAYS IT’S NOT EVEN THAT COMMON OF A NAME

DaRapBoat

WHY ARE THERE 3 MAYS IT’S NOT EVEN THAT COMMON OF A NAME

THERE'S ONLY 2 RIGHT?

I've underestimated you, rapebutt

bro rbs been here for so long

i dont remember him not being here

altSymphony

I've underestimated you, rapebutt

HEY THAT’S TOTALLY NOT COOL MAN!!!!

DaRapBoat

HEY THAT’S TOTALLY NOT COOL MAN!!!!

I remember when you joined and everyone was trying to figure out whose alt you were

altSymphony

I remember when you joined and everyone was trying to figure out whose alt you were

I’m no one’s alt, THAT WAS MY 1ST DAY ON THE SITE

altSymphony

how'd you even find this place?

He rapped all the way over here

LMAO

WHY DID THAT MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD

I JUST SNORTED LIKE A FUCKIN PIG

United Kingdom UK

Rapboat face reveal

UK FACE REVEAL!!!!

altSymphony

how'd you even find this place?

Idk, I guess like everyone ELSE

DaRapBoat

UK FACE REVEAL!!!!

can confirm, uk does have that exact mustache

DaRapBoat

UK FACE REVEAL!!!!

Bold of you to think i have such a majestic moustache

mal

I JUST SNORTED LIKE A FUCKIN PIG

this you?

DaRapBoat

Idk, I guess like everyone ELSE

everyone came from drastically different places 😭

altSymphony

this you?

thats the cutest pig ever

mal

thats the cutest pig ever

eeeeeeeeeeexactly

altSymphony

this you?

Thats a compliment jake

helo

Thats a compliment jake

That's the point

aweeee

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GAY

United Kingdom UK

Its so tiny

like me muahaha

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How would you know that?

helo

How would you know that?

he never stops talking about it

ughhh bye king

good lucj

*luck

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United Kingdom UK

Gonna go do homework though so see ya

best of luck!

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FUCK WAIT THE CONTEXT

jake our doc has 138 pages 😭

its cus i never shut up 🤭

that's longer than my space turtles book lmao

mal

its cus i never shut up 🤭

I don't mind at all :)

awww yay

our other doc had 62 pages

200 pages

of us yapping

and that doesnt include all the comments too

not to mention ALLLLL the conversations on here

were actually like so cool

altSymphony

not to mention ALLLLL the conversations on here

the 5 million full posts lmao

altSymphony

we're literally the coolest

for realsies

mal

the 5 million full posts lmao

literal years worth of discussion

all in the span of like a week and a half 😭

it feels like a lifetime tho

altSymphony

we're literally the coolest

glazing urself is crazy

altSymphony

very well said :D

best lifetime everrrrrr

mal

best lifetime everrrrrr

best one I could imagine 🤭

helo

glazing urself is crazy

hes not wrong tho

altSymphony

best one I could imagine 🤭

for realsies 🤭

mal

hes not wrong tho

i wouldn't know

well i do know

helo

glazing urself is crazy

eli loves to glaze ethan

sorry I think I ruined the moment lmfao

mal

well i do know

jakes the coolest, case closed

altSymphony

sorry I think I ruined the moment lmfao

lmfaoooo it was funny so your good

mal

jakes the coolest, case closed

not as cool as you, cased even more closed

jake i think you gotta cool down on the gay stuff'

altSymphony

not as cool as you, cased even more closed

I just cringed sry guys

helo

I just cringed sry guys

bro doesn't understand our coolest

altSymphony

not as cool as you, cased even more closed

youre cooler than me, case is even closeder than um..idk something thats super closed

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wow mal

what

mal

youre cooler than me, case is even closeder than um..idk something thats super closed

you're the coolest ever, and that case is closed indefinitely

did you see that jake?

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hey.

old mac donald

had a farm

e i e i o

and on that farm jake fucked wade

e i e i o

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altSymphony

obnoxious midget dance

hey thats what its called when i dance!!

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mal

hey thats what its called when i dance!!

u aint that short 😂

yeah short jokes are just fun to make lmao

mal

hey thats what its called when i dance!!

No it's called Outstanding Mal Dance

nothing abt my dancing is outstanding

Another New Blach

Holy da fucking shit what is thjs post?

who up worsting they jokes rn 👅💦💦

i look like an awkward paranoid chicken

Another New Blach

Holy da fucking shit what is thjs post?

me being hilarious and jake being gay

mal

i look like an awkward paranoid chicken

this u?

no

mal

me being hilarious and jake being gay

And me Squirting on the ceiling

this is me

Another New Blach

Gtg ttyl

cya mookieeee

mal

this is me

joke's on you I still think it's cute

its awkward and weird lookin lmao

mal

this is me

Where did you get that photo from?

NO STOP THIS ONE IS ME

LMFAOOOOO

mal

NO STOP THIS ONE IS ME

I still love it muahahaha

ahhhhh

why do you love all the chickensssssss

cuz hes saying he loves you duhhhhhh

i bet hed cook me and eat me if i were a chicken.

ok that sounds really weird and sus.

hed be like finallyyyy i can be with wade

mal

why do you love all the chickensssssss

I used to have a pair of chickens

well one was mine and one was my sister's

bok bok bok

and then a raccoon ate my sister's

so we got rid of mine to prevent that fate

nooooooooo

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poor baby\

oops mb

altSymphony

so we got rid of mine to prevent that fate

did you eat it

ohhh okokok thats better

awww chickennnn

awwwwww fluffyyyyyy

she laid some bomb-ass eggs too 🔥

lmaooo

if i were a chicken id prolly cross the road and get hit by a car.

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

hiiiiiiiiii im backkkkk

hey queen

mal

if i were a chicken id prolly cross the road and get hit by a car.

NOOOOOOO

yes i would

muahaha

id be lonely and try to befriend the car and then BOOM

no more mal.

MUAHAHA

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altSymphony

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

noo id try to cross the road to get to your dorm and then id get hit by a car

what is?

mal

noo id try to cross the road to get to your dorm and then id get hit by a car

I would push the CAR out of the way

and then itd come back for revenge and hit me out of spite

MUAAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA

learning about slurs in class now

altSymphony

EVEN IF IT WAS OPTIMUS PRIME

HMMMMM

altSymphony

learning about slurs in class now

cutesy

im starving when's this class over 😭

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😔

how rude.

sure.

mhm

yeah.

muahaha

jake i put all my gold stars in a google doc lmao

so now i have a random doc w gold stars

altSymphony

Lmao really?

yeah my bio ran out of space 😭

mal

yeah my bio ran out of space 😭

ripppp

lmfaooo

i love my stars

yippeee

mal

i love my stars

I love my cookies

🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

Of course you put this in your bio "if i were a chicken id prolly cross the road and get hit by a car."

yes i think its funny

dont gimme too many, that's how cookie inflation happens

mal

yes i think its funny

it describes me very well

altSymphony

dont gimme too many, that's how cookie inflation happens

🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

you get all the cookies

and with all the cookies you can get whatever you want

mal

and with all the cookies you can get whatever you want

He wants wade

ofc he does smfh

altSymphony

NO COOKIE INFLATION

muahaha you now are endlessly rich and can have whatever you wanttt

mal

muahaha you now are endlessly rich and can have whatever you wanttt

NO I AM NOW EFFECTIVELY POOR BECAUSE THERE IS AN ABUNDANCE OF COOKIES

youre the only one with an abundance of cookies

yes they do

cus i gave them to you.

mal

🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

can i have a cookie?

not for you they dont

helo

can i have a cookie?

🍪

muahahahaahahahaha

muahahahahaha

🍎you can have an apple jake

thats fine

mal

🍎you can have an apple jake

I DON'T WANT YOUR APPLE.

but

i gave it to you

cus

youre the apple of my eye

muahahahaha

altSymphony

⭐ this is for you, rice

OMG LESSS GOO

🌟 my bad, this one is for you rice

oh.

mal, jake 1 upped you

i thought hed like my apple 😭

but

it was the meaning that counts

mal

youre the apple of my eye

(this was sweet though 🤭)

mal

it was the meaning that counts

YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S WORMS IN ME?

nooo

mal

youre the apple of my eye

this is what im saying 😔

but fine.

dont take my apple

ill eat my apple.

altSymphony

(this was sweet though 🤭)

^^^^

and itll be the yummiest apple ever

mal

ill eat my apple.

you can't eat me that's cannibalism

altSymphony

^^^^

you didnt accept the apple tho.

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ahuh.

stop saying youll eat him omd

oh sorry youd rather wade huh

helo

stop saying youll eat him omd

omd should stand for off my dick that would actually work well

no its old macdonald

had a farm

that could be taken in 2 very different ways

we know jake, we know

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UR GAY

mal

oh sorry youd rather wade huh

you didnt deny it so yes you are gay

altSymphony

NOR AM I EDIBLE

uh you are

mal

you didnt deny it so yes you are gay

i didn't confirm it either

aHUH

yes you are.

🤭

Its 2 against one jake, i mean its basically the whole universe against you

helo

Its 2 against one jake, i mean its basically the whole universe against you

no it's NOT

just admit it

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im defending the truth

mal u want to eat him?

altSymphony

i am not edible

sure ahuh sure

helo

mal u want to eat him?

🤐

mal

🤐

you're just ON one today, aren't you?

on what?!

altSymphony

you're just ON one today, aren't you?

actually, im IN something

mal

actually, im IN something

in what?

no ur in something jake

helo

in what?

🤐

muahahaha

not quite

other way

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lmfao I can't handle listening to classical music I crack up every time cause they've all just been made into memes

Heroin Monkey

Malibu is inside jakerton

yeah mal's pegging me make it stop

LMFAO

hmm

Heroin Monkey

Thrust all the way in

stop

This has gotten out of hand

Heroin Monkey
Image

brother I am in class

Heroin Monkey
Image

its asshley

Heroin Monkey

Good

WHY IS IT SO BOUNCY

Heroin Monkey
Image

its jake for wade

altSymphony

asshley's green?

i dont think so lmao

LMFAOOO

I'm heading back to my dorm in a sec so don't be alarmed when I mysteriously disappear

whats a dorm?

ur room?

do you live there?

balrightttt

I had a dream last night he and I slept in each other's beds

(just giving you guys some great quote material)

....

rude.

Speaking of which I'm gonna finish the quotebook later today

altSymphony

I sleep with another man

Two other men

I'll need help collecting all the recent quotes

i am not a man.

mal

i am not a man.

Are you sure?

altSymphony

mal(e)

youre just calling yourself gay now

helo

Are you sure?

100%

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i didnt see

Heroin Monkey

Prove ur not a man

no

lmao

wait brb

so mals a man

Heroin Monkey

Yes

How do u know?

helo

How do u know?

Because he's a 6'7 diddyblud

Heroin Monkey

Because he's a 6'7 diddyblud

ok.

helo

so mals a man

no im not

mal

no im not

I dont believe you now.

why not lmao

okk lmao

bruh wtv you wanna think gng 😭

Heroin Monkey

Bc she's lying

yeah thought so