World map jokes

Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.

Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!