Wine Jokes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."

The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.