I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine. 15 years and in isolation.
Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies saying "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart." The bartender responds saying "oh" sympathetically. "sucks to be you!" The bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.