Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
Whos Jokes
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised to see that the news reported a school shooting there. I still don't know who snitched...
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
