Who knows

Who knows jokes

Relish

To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.

Baby

Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.

The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.

The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.

What am I?

A: A baby.

Memes

Airplane

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

Widow

What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?

A widow.

Dad

So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.

The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.

Memes

Community

Alrrrrrrr, since it's summer and I'm tryna work on myself, I'm gonna see y'all in 3 months, or maybe.... never?? Who knows. Might occasionally pop in here and there just to see how the site's holding up but I won't rlly say nun. On that note, I hope y'all don't do sum dumb shit, and I hope you guys enjoy your summer break. Ciao!

Ethan has been hacked. Someone in around may or late april hacked his account, and posed as him. They changed all of his passwords to all of his accounts. They also hacked his girlfriend's account (who was also on WJE) and posed as both of them. Both of their accounts have apparently been deleted. Who knows who did this...

Today will probably be my last day on this site, on top of it being absolutely dead I think it’s finally time I said goodbye. I want to thank you all for the memories, both good and bad. We had lots of highs but also a lot of lows, but every community does. I know I didn’t get along with everyone and some of us constantly fought or waged war but if I ever wronged you I hope you can forgive me, I don’t want to have an… Read more