Wheely jokes

That's wheely (really) sad.

What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!

What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?

"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"

What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.

Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.

Why did the bike fall over?

'Cause it was wheely tired.

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?

There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!

He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"

I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.

Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.

Why is the wheel the best invention?

Because it's wheely wheely great!

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.

I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.

I almost got run over by a car.

For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.