Wheely jokes

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.

I almost got run over by a car.

For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.

Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.

Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.

I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.

Why is the wheel the best invention?

Because it's wheely wheely great!

He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?

What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?

"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"

There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!

Why did the bike fall over?

'Cause it was wheely tired.

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

That's wheely (really) sad.

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!

What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.

What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!

What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"