Wheely Jokes

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a uni cycle

What does Stephen Hawkins say after sex? That was wheely good

Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.

I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie

What did Steven Hawkins wife say to him having sex ? Your wheelie good at this

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat

I told her do a wheelie

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month. I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* mod

When the kid in the wheel chair scares you.... You wheelie scared me.

Why is the wheel the best invention?

Becuase it's wheely wheely great!

there was a man in a wheelchair and he got knocked out in front of a bus he had a wheelie good life.

What did the car say when it crashed? Thats Wheely unfortunate.

Why did the bike fall over? 'Cause it was wheely tired.

He told me that he was in a wheelchair and I asked "Oh, wheely?"

I almost got run over by a car For the rest of the day I was Taking the backseat as I was wheely Tried

person with wheelchair makes a joke * no one laughs*

inner thought * wheely Manerva wheely*

Knock knock. Who's there ? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie ?

Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.

What does an asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?

Some Ting Wheely Wong

thats wheely (really) sad