Wheely

Wheely Jokes

Wheelchair

I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.

Wheelchair

What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"

Tire

What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?

"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"

Wheelchair

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!

Wheel

Why is the wheel the best invention?

Because it's wheely wheely great!

Wheelchair

There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!

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  • Car

    What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!

    Car

    I almost got run over by a car.

    For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.

    Wheelchair

    A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

    Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

    Death

    Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.