Wheely jokes

What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?

"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!

I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.

That's wheely (really) sad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"

What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.

Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

Why is the wheel the best invention?

Because it's wheely wheely great!

Why did the bike fall over?

'Cause it was wheely tired.

I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.

I almost got run over by a car.

For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.

What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!

There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!

He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"