What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
That's wheely (really) sad.
Knock knock. Who's there ? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie ?
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
What did Steven Hawkins wife say to him having sex ? Your wheelie good at this
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Why did the bike fall over? 'Cause it was wheely tired.
i glad stephen hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad
I almost got run over by a car.
For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
