Wha Jokes

What do you call Asian who can't hear?

Wha U Sai

A man is with his friend in a bar.

The friend, out of the blue asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"

Nervous, the man looks away.

The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."

The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh.. I thought you saw inside the basement.."

"Wait, wha.."

"What?"

wha can you tella dog, but not your girlfriend..? come

[God creating bees] God: putt a needel on their butt Angel: come on god wha- God: make its puke delicious Angel: wtf

I was speaking to a deaf Asian man I said hi he said wha yiu sa

Lenda: Hey can you help me with my homework...please?! Genda: Okay and if I do you won't make a fuss about it! Lenda: I'll try! 3 mins later. Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER! Lenda: Then what is 90 million. Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!! 4 mins later. Genda: What is the capitol of watchington? Lenda: Uh.....Idaho! Genda being sarcatic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lenda: Oh you mean Iowa! Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!! Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait can you help me with my homework? Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!

I went to an inerview and my future boss said hi my name is watt niseto meet you i Then said WHAT IS UR NAME he then said What is not my name watt is so i replied ugh fine i guess i ll call you wha then he said wha i not my name and then i said ugh fine my name is will knott he then replied hi will not

Me is sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol