my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
When an American goes on a weight the other person will say "I asked for your weight, not your phone number"!
your mama so fat that when thanos snapped his finger it only got rid of weight
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported
The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
I want your weight not your phone number
You so skinny when you lift up weights you fall through your asshole
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Yes I have gained weight, I have also gained more brains, do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
I got barred from weight watchers today it wasn't my fault it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room all i did was say that it was the funniest game of hungry hungry hippo's that I have ever seen
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale the scale said I’m trying to get your weight not your phone number
What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
