war-ant jokes
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Me and Who?
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.