An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Wanted Level Jokes
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.