Wanted Level jokes
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.