VT jokes
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!