Virginia jokes

Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?

Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"

If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?

Idaho... Alaska!

Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.

Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

Where are virgins usually born?

Virginia.

Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.

If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?