I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist Colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of anti-bodies.
So some ants in a colony go to war. they want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants. they start barging into home's to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home and the lady-ant goes "Hey. why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants reply with "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house"
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
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