Venue jokes
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Richmond
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.