Venue jokes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.
Richmond
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
Here via westwingman.net from Veep!