Venue jokes

North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.

Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."

The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."

Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."

There was once a man from Peru. Who fell asleep in a canoe. While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis, And awoke with a hand full of goo.

A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.

What day does Venus like?

SATURNday.

Replace the v in Venus with a p.

If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!

I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.

Earlier that day...

Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.

Mission on space.

Mars: Moon? You okay?

Moon:...

Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!

*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*

Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?

Between 2 buttcheeks.

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.