Velcro jokes

The man who invented Velcro died.

RIP.

How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:

Kleenex

Depends

Bicycle Helmet manufacturers

Velcro Shoe manufacturers

Steven Hawkings Publishers

Velcro is such a rip-off.

You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?

They are a total rip off.