The man who invented Velcro died Rip
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
Velcro is such a rip-off.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
