Vault boy jokes

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!

How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!

Things to kids:

Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."

A Good Parent: "My baby!"

Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)

Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?

A. Batman's parents.