Vault boy jokes

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!

Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"

Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?

So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.

There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.