Vault boy jokes
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
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How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
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Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
