Variant jokes

I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.

He one day said his business was "remarkable."

Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.

Curry.

Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"

Non-binary people: *cries*

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

gay fish.

What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?