Variant jokes
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
There are more than two genders.
Like (DYM 82).
Aaron is ginger.