Variant

Variant jokes

Lockdown

    • Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.

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    • Delta

    • What did Omnicron say to Delta?

    "Same race, bud, different evolution."

    "SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"

    Backpack

    • I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.

    He one day said his business was "remarkable."

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