Vape

Vape jokes

Company

  • Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.

    Asthma

  • My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.

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  • Company

  • Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?

    Teens: NO WAY!

    Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!

    Teens: O OK. 😤

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  • Brother

  • I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.