ur mum so old that when i told her to act her age, she died
ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor
Ur hairline goes so far back even Dora the explorer couldn’t find it
you’re so fat
that ur family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see u
you’re so fat
that when u sit on the toilet
it says
“A B C D E F G, get ur butt off of me”
me: pretend ur name is “puberty”
friend: ok?
me: IMMA HIT PUBERTY!
*hits my friend*
me: the last time I used DUOLINGO was WHEN THE DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT.
duolingo: lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Say Uranus but take out the ur
your mom and dad abanded you cuse ur to uguly
roses are red potatoes are brown ur mom so hot i put her down
Ur hair line looks like thanos snapped your hair out of existance
Teacher on school bus everybody sit down now the bus is about to start Ben: I’m not going to sit down I don’t want to, Teacher: you have to or else u have to get off the bus, Teacher: “stands up” Ben: then u should get off the bus cause ur not sitting.
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Go to the ruplies, look at the top and it will say "in ur mum"
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When was at the hospital and he woke up he asked the doctor of he was okay.
The doctor said ur all right now.
what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no
Ur hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back
Boi ur forehead so big i can make a launchpad on that shit
