U.P.S. truck jokes

How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.

How do you get them back out? Straw.

My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.

That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?

A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.

When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.

What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Therapist: So what brought you here today?

Wife: He's too literal.

Therapist: And you, sir?

Husband: My truck.