U.P.S. truck jokes
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that鈥檚 the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶 6 weeks later, she died. 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)