U.P.S. truck jokes
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that鈥檚 the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶 6 weeks later, she died. 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.