U.P.S. truck jokes

My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.

That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?

A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.

How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.

How do you get them back out? Straw.