There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
