Unrequited love jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
when the person you like is dating someone
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
Bf: What do you think about our love?
Gf: Count the stars in the sky.
Bf: Aww, it's infinity.
Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.