Unlikeness jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.

When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"

Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.

Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?

A: They come back, unlike their parents.

You know why orphans like boomerangs?

Because they come back, unlike their parents.

A woman walks into a doctor's office. She schedules an appointment and sits down in the waiting room. When it's her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they're unlike anything he's heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, "Well, I have good news and bad news." The woman says, "I'll hear the good news first please." The doctor replies, "The good news is we're naming a disease after you!"

Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁

An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.

The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."

Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.