United Healthcare jokes
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
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I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
Having survived a severe injury in my past, I'm kind of glad paramedics didn't succeed in bringing the United Healthcare CEO back.
I was suffering so bad I got delirious and thought that the nurses were putting poison in my water cup.
That CEO was so hated that one of the nurses probably WOULD have slipped him something!
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"