Unexpected turn jokes

Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!

When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"

He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"

I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.

I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"