Uncertainty jokes

What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.

pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.

passengers: *start freaking out*

pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.

passengers: *sigh with relief*

pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.

Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸