Uncertainty jokes
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸