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murder muffin
2 years ago

pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.

passengers: *start freaking out*

pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.

passengers: *sigh with relief*

pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.

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    prince/ mr tallie
    4 years ago

    Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸

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