Unbutton jokes
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
Q: What was the orphan's first phone?
A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.