Ultraseven jokes

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?