Hand

Anonymous

You don’t need brains to be a Boss. When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be Boss because I control all of the body’s responses and functions.”

The feet said, “We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.”

The hands said, “We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money.”

Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Moral Of The Story: You don’t need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.

Child

Anonymous

What breakdancing ,twitching and noisy?

A child with epilepsy

NASA

Benjamin

Folow me on twitch at AKA_Benjamin

Following

Anonymous

follow me on twitch @EddyTheSurfer

Lie

sea im sad

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck

Cow

Anna /).(\

What do u call a cow woth a twitch?.. Beef jerky

Cow

Koala-tea puns

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef Jerky

White

Anonymous

Why do pills work? Because they r white

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky

Lie

Anonymous

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? – A nervous wreck.

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with a twitch? – Beef jerky.

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