Twenty Dollar Bill jokes
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"