Tutu jokes

Why do ballerinas wear tutus?

The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.

I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.

I called her the Fallen Angel.

There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.

Taja?

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