Triple memes

If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.

Double!

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

Triple!

Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!

Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.