Trick Or Treat

Trick Or Treat Jokes

Sleepover

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

Halloween

I usually hang up Halloween decorations,

but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.

Horse

Can you go as a horse for Halloween?

Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!

Vampire

Me: *stabs vampire*

Wife: omg

Me: *beats vampire to death*

Wife: OMG

Me: What?

Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!

Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?